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He is howling like a coyote who is coming towards you.Then someone walks towards you and blindfolds you. Then you walk around for hours blindfolded until you finally bump into a tree. There are stars around your head. they go away in awhile. Then you see a ferocious bear. He attacks you and rips off your wig. Then you scream for hours. Your wig is flying around. Yoiu are chasing it. Then it lands on a tree top. It is very high. You act like an ape and climb the tree to get your wig. A cousin of Woody the Woodpecker lives there. He sees you and starts poking at your head. You fall down. Then a beaver comes and gnaws with its teeth to make the tree fall down. The tree falls down. Then the beaver puts on the wig and impersonates Elvis Presley. After getting your wig back, you realize that it won't stay on your head. So you go buy super glue. When buying the glue, you see that the store clerk is actually a laughing hyena. He laughs at you because you just paid double for the glue without knowing it. You get mad and your face turns red. You steal a stick of bubble gum. Then you run for your lifewith the bubble gum and the glue. While you are running, you glue your wig on. Then you realize that a man with a bald head is chasing you for stealing. As you are running, you find a wig. An idea strikes you.You pick up the wig as you run by. You take some glue and stick the money on the wig. Then you put more glue on it. Then you throw it up in the air. it lands on the bald man's head. Now he has a wig. He is very happy. He lets you go. As you are walking, lizardmen capture you. They plan to eat you. But then Batman's uncle saves you. You thank him and he goes away. Then you start chewing bubble gum. One of your bubbles gets so big that you fall right in it. Now you are trapped. But here comes Rhinoman to the rescue! Now it is too late to save you. You are too high up. Rhinoman is crying because he didn't save you. Now you are floating above the Himalayan Mountains. Suddenly the bubble pops and you start falling. You land hard on the ground.but you are all right. You are very hungry. You find some berries. As you eat, you choke. You are suffocating. But Dolly the Llama, the Tibetan, comes to the rescue. He does the heimlich maneuver on you. You are saved. He asks you to live with him. You say you can't. Then a monkey jumps on your head. But you manage to get him off and swim to Australia on top of a blue whale. You couldn't get ashore because you got stuck in coral reefs. But then a flying kangaroo rescues you. He is jumping on your head. Here comes a wallaby. It smacks you on your face with its tail. Then the kangaroo boots you to Asia. Oh, no! Here comes a herd of wild elephants! They will trample you! Whew! They were flying elephants. They flew over you. But your troubles aren't over yet. Here comes a lion. You are freaking out. He reaches into your pocket and takes your bubble gum. He starts chewing it. Then a giant squid grabs you and throws you to New York City. You buy twenty packs of bubble gum. You give ten packs to the gorilla on your head. You keep ten for yourself. The gorilla blows a big bubble and pops it on your head. Now your hair is pink. But slime falls from the sky and turns your hair green. Then you meet Bob. Bob is cool. The gorilla on your head is dropping banana peels everywhere. People are falling down. They sue him. He cries because you want to be his lawyer. He gets another lawyer. All the charges are dropped. The president invites the gorilla to come to Washington to be his guest. The gorilla on your head goes. So do you. The gorilla eats a banana. So does the president. The gorlla wants to go home. You go home with the gorilla on your head. He has a closet of bananas. Then a rabbit comes and eats all of your carrots. He is full now. You are going to get the groceries. You buy blue apples, red bananas, green cookies, yellow vegetables, orange milk, and purple cheese. Then the boogie man scares you. You jump onto a roof. The roof turns into a dragon. You are on his head. The gorilla on your head smacks the dragon on his face. The dragon cries. You give the dragon your blue apples and green cookies. Then you encounter an alien. It is from Swafania. It gives you a monkey. The monkey doesn't like you. It runs and jumps on your head. As it is running away, it jumps on other people's heads and drops banana peels. Then you win the lottery. You win one million dollars. But it is stolen by Mr. Bob. He throws the money up in the air and everyone takes it. Then you meet the Bob. He gives you a flower. A bee stings the Bob. He leaves. Then you see a bobcat. It tries to buy the monkey on your head from you. You go home. Here comes a big bear! Watchout! It is going to jump on you! It wants to play basketball. You play and lose. Now you are chewing bubble gum. |
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