| It is a cold, snowy afternoon as you and your gorilla travel through the desert. You walk for five minutes and become hungry.You stop to eat some food at the local fast food restaurant. All of a sudden a shower of exploding-on-contact meteorites hit the earth. You flee from the area and head for the underground cave shelter, which happens to be inhabited by chartreuse-spotted manatees that wear dark blue shirts with a orange stripe and shiny purple pants. It is very dark in the cave. You suddenly fall off a ledge and land on a couch. You get up and look for an exit. After wandering around for a day or two, you finally exit the cave, only to be captured by a giant computer. It takes you to Mount Stinky and drops you into it. You get turned into a skunk. The only way to become a human again is to see a mad scientist that lives in the Atlantic Ocean. You go and visit him. He says that to become a human again, you must go to a deserted island and live there for one second. After a month of traveling, you find an island and live there for one second. Now you are human again. You decide to relax from your travels and go to a jungle. The gorillla on your head eats many bananas and tries on many wigs. After awhile you get bored and you go to the desert again. You are walking along when all of a sudden something creeps up on you. Quickly you turn around, only to find a cactus. You start walking again and the shadow creeps up on you again. For another time you turn around, only to find another cactus. You say that you hate cacti. The cactus goes into a fit of rage and starts poking you. You try to run away, but the cactus tackles you. You holler in pain and run around in dodecagons. Then the cactus gets up after doing some yoga and chases you again. You plead for it to stop. It says it would stop only if you apoplogize and buy it a supply of water bottles for ten years. You agree to the proposal. Afterwards, you go back to the jungle so you and the gorilla on your head can bananas. Together, you and the gorilla eat the whole hoard of bananas in the jungle. Unfortunetaly for you, the cactus visits and complains that you gave it one bottle of water too less. It chases you around for the rest of the day while your gorilla eats bananas. |
