The Aardvarks Are Coming

                You are sitting under a tree in Toothbrush National Park and reflect upon the days of the past: gorillas, wigs, and the Carrot Throwing Festival. Life really has been exciting. But you are extremely bored right now and decide to go on a trip around the world. Unfortunetaly, you get abducted by brain-washing, evil toothbrushes. They take you to their king, Flosopaster. He takes a liking to you and decides to give you a mechanical pencil with red and blue polka dots. You are very honored. You get released and go to a department store. There you buy extra clothes for the voyage, as well as a discounted 10-pack of wigs. You leave the store knowing you had gotten a fabulous deal on the wigs. You go to the harbour and set sail. On the excursion you see many strange and queer things. Many birds are flying around and all of them are made of jelly beans. You are sailing one day and you are unluckily pulled overboard by a hairy, slimy, and ugly octopus who burps about 329 times a day and has indigestion. After a tough fight and many carrots thrown, you manage haul yourself back onto the boat, but not after smelling really bad. All of a sudden there is a giant storm and watermelons fall from the sky, which cause your boat to sink. You start to sink as well. Then you see something that makes you rub your eyes real hard. You see that there are pigs flying in the water. You swim to them and get an autograph. After 6 hours you finally get to land. It is nighttime and you notice something different about the moon. It is blue. You decipher that the moon has become moldy and turned blue. A helicopter finds you and takes you to Egypt. You go to many pyramids and visit many kings. You drink a cup of coffee with many of them. All of a sudden you hear a faint, distant sound. It grows louder and louder. You are very shocked because you are being ambushed by a hoard of aardvarks. They capture you and take you to the ant pit. You plea and ask to make a bargain with them. You would get them a room full of ants. They agree and let you go. You become good friends with them and go on many ant expeditions. There is a gorilla on your head with all of your wigs on. You spend the rest of the day trying to get them back.