The Wall

       Hi. The wall is standing.  It is looking at you.  You haven't noticed it.  You run into it.  Now the wall is mad at you.  You try to run away from it, but you run into another wall.  Now all the walls in the world are mad at you.  You can't go back home and you can't go near any buildings.  You use your wireless phone to call a psychiatrist.  You ask him to meet you in the middle of a street to talk.  You meet him in the middle of a street away from buildings and you explain your problem to him.  He thinks you are crazy and offers you a ride, you refuse and he goes away.  A policeman comes and arrests you for sitting in the middle of a street meditating.  He handcuffs you and puts you in his car.  It collapses on you because the walls tried to attack you.  The policeman walks you to a hospital.  The front wall falls on you but you are not hurt.  You decide to go to New Zealand where you assume there are no walls.  You ask a cave realtor to show you where CD's cave is.  You go to it.  You walk inside.  The cave collapses on you.  The only things left standing are you, CD, and her T.V. with her favorite tapes.  She was watching a re-run, but you cut the power off at the best part.  Now CD is mad at you.  Now the giant mole that dug the cave is mad at you.  You decide to go to Antarctica.  You meet a penguin named Fred.  He offers you a burrow in the ice to keep warm.  You go to the burrow and you find gorilla hair.  The gorilla recognizes you and jumps on your head.  You dive into the freezing water.  You swim all the way to the Great Barrier Reef.  The reef collapses as it tries to get you.  You finally get away.  You find an old space capsule at the bottom of the sea.  You launch yourself into space.  Your space capsule collapses on you.  You go into the asteroid belt and all of the asteroids rush towards you.  They send you flying back to earth in your collapsed space capsule with them trailing you.  You plummet through the atmosphere towards Europe.  You land safely.  All of the asteroids in the entire solar system land on Europe.  Now the entire world is mad at you, including the Europeans.  You go to the Great Wall of China to hide from the world.  As you are walking along it, it collapses and you fall into the hands of your oppressors.  The gorilla that is still on your head rescues you.  Now you are sitting in a banana tree with a gorilla on your head for the rest the day.