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Ah! Here comes George of the Jungle. He's on his way to the hospital after bumping himself into a tree, again. Watch out! A turtle is going to jump onto your head! Now you are an accordian. An elephant finds this amusing and starts jumping on you. Well, now you are in the hospital next to Mr. Broken Bones. He got run over by a steamroller. Here comes the doctor. Something is following him. Oh, no! It's contaminated alien juice! It turns the doctor into a moleman. Then he digs his way to China. After a couple of days, you are able to leave. All of a sudden a bearded man wearing a white labcoat with wacky hair runs up to you, shrieks, and then says that you are perfect. Not knowing what he was talking about, you walk away. Then suddenly you fall down a trap door onto a pile of spaghetti. Then you see something black. It is a cat listening to music on its headphones. Then an anvil falls on your head. Now you are very messy. As soon as you are out of the trap, you end up on a busy street. People mistake you for a lobster and start throwing tomatoes at you. Now you are panicking. You are running towards a car wash. You run by a hair salon. Inside, you see a man getting his hair shaved. Then he puts on a wig. After that you jump into the car wash. When you come out, your hair is sticking up. There is a gorilla on your head. It rips off your wig. Then it starts running away. You chase it. The gorilla gets tired after awhile. It tosses the wig up in the air. The wig lands on the bird. It is heading towards a mountain. The bird drops the wig on a bagel. The wig eats the bagel. Now it is hungry. It drinks punch. Now it is dead. You are very sad. You buy a carrot wig. It runs away. You are having a bad wig day. You buy a bagel. It tastes good. You drink punch. Now you are very sick. You go to the hospital again. You eat a banana. There is a gorilla on your head. Next to you is Rhinoman. He hurt his leg while rescuing a rhinochild from the clutches of the notorious Freezba, the evil sheep. Here comes Rhinoman's friend, Elepheesh. He is an elephant. He says hello to Rhinoman. Then he goes home. Now the doctor comes in. Rhinoman is better after awhile. So are you. Then you both leave. Later you eat bagels.
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