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I do NOT own Gundam Wing, *sigh*, but I wish I did! I think Bandai owns Gundam Wing. *I�m not sure* So please don�t sue me! I don�t have any MONEY!

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Babysitting Gone Wrong
By: Washu Hakubi

Heero and Releena were inside Releena�s mansion. Zechs was out having lunch with Treize.
"I know you�ll hate me for this, Heero but� The girls and me have to go shopping today� And we had a babysitting job today�" Releena paused.
"Get to the point, Releena." Heero mumbled.
"Umm� well� um� Are you and the boys free today?" Releena asked. Heero gave her the Death Glare.
"What is it?"
"Could you take care of the kids while we�re gone, my dearest Heero!" She pleaded.
"Whatever�" Heero said. "Omae wo korosu�" He mumbled under his breath.
The doorbell rang. "I�ll get it." Releena said. She ran to the door and answered it. Noin and Zechs, Duo and Hilde, Quatre and Dorothy, Wufei and Sally, Trowa and Catherine, Treize and Une stood in the doorway.
"HI!" Hilde screeched.
"Let�s get going girls!" Releena giggled.
"Going!?" Zechs asked.
"Oh� sorry hun, but I forgot to tell you. We�re going shopping and you�ve got to baby sit!" Noin smiled. All of the young men�s mouths� dropped open.
"Sorry!" Releena giggled.
"Noin� I swear I�m going to kill you�" Zechs mumbled under his breath.
"OH ZECHS! SHUT UP!" She laughed as she slapped him on the back. She pushed the five men into the house.
"See you later, honey!" Dorothy giggled at Quatre. Quatre made the Death Glare at her.
"Don�t call me that, Dorothy. I don�t like you� not one bit." Quatre said. He cursed under his breath.
"I didn�t know you were the cursing type, Quatre." Heero said.
"Shut the hell up, Heero. It�s all your fucking fault I got stuck babysitting. WHAT THE FUCK CAN GO WRONG NOW!?" Quatre yelled.
"QUATRE REBERBRA WINNER!" Releena screeched. "Children are sleeping upstairs!" She yelled. Quatre glared at each of the women.
<I�m never ever going to come back to England again� I�m staying in Arabia with Rasid.> Quatre thought.
"So long, Zechs! Hope you survive!" Noin chuckled. Zechs glared at her. "Shut the hell up, woman." Zechs yelled as he folded his arms.
"Stop it, Zechs! You sound like Wufei!" Noin teased. Treize and Une were the only ones married. The rest wanted to but they didn�t want to say it to each other.
"Did you just insult me!" Wufei yelled.
"Shut up, Wufei!" Sally teased.
"We have to get going now." Releena said as she stepped outside.
"See you later, Zechs." Noin smiled. Zechs glared at Releena.
"Bye, big bro!" Releena giggled. Noin stepped inside.
"I�ll see you tomorrow, Zechs." Noin smiled.
"TOMORROW!?" Zechs yelled.
"Uh huh." Noin said as she leaned on his chest. His eyes widened.
<What� what is this! Whatever it is I like-�> His thoughts paused as kissed him on the cheek. "Bye." She smiled as she shut the door behind them. Zechs stood there, dumbfounded. He got kissed. And by the woman he loved.
"Hello?" Duo asked. Zechs stared at the door. His mouth dropped open.
"Hey!?" Wufei yelled. Zechs didn�t snap out of his trance. Treize slapped him on the back.
"EARTH TO ZECHS MERQUISE! COME IN ZECHS MERQUISE!" Treize yelled. He rubbed his cheek and looked around.
He looked over at Quatre, who seemed pissed. He looked over at Heero, who just stood there giving the Death Glare to everyone, Trowa, who was silent, Wufei who was staring at Zechs in amazement and then at Treize who smiled.
"Did� did you see� Did you see that!?" Zechs laughed.
"Uh huh. She kissed you." Duo said as he yawned.
"What the hell is she sucking up for?" Zechs asked.
"I don�t know. And why the heck are all of the �girls� going out shopping in �Noin�s� honor!? Huh! Tell me Zechs! What happened between you two!?" Duo yelled.
"Noin�s honor?" Zechs asked he was slightly confused.
"Yeah, Noin�s honor." Wufei said. "Sally said she was gonna have a-�" Wufei paused. Zechs� eyes widened.
"Oh my god� TELL ME, GUYS! NOW!" Zechs yelled. The men shut their mouths.
"TELL ME! OR ELSE I�LL BRING EPYON!!" Zechs pleaded. "The only time I slept with Noi-�" He paused.
"Oh my god� oh-my-god! Oh my god� what are you guys trying to tell me!? WHY AM I HERE! BABYSITTING!?" Zechs yelled. Treize couldn�t help but laugh.
"Hey, man, calm down. You�re gonna be a dad." Treize laughed.
"WHAT!? I�M NOT EVEN MARRIED TO HER!" Zechs yelled.
"So." Treize said.
"YEAH! YOU HAD MARIEMAYA WHEN YOU WERE ONLY SEVEN-TEEN!" Zechs yelled.
"What!?" Treize yelled back. "I didn�t! She was only an accident! I didn�t want to have her but�" Treize paused as Zechs went into La-La Land.
"Zechs?" Duo asked.
"No�" Zechs said to himself. "No� I don�t want to!" Zechs yelled.
"NO WAY!" Zechs yelled even louder. "This isn�t going to happen! I don�t love her! I don�t! I DON�T I DON�T I DON�T!" Zechs yelled. He was hyperventilating.
"Not uh� no way. I never wanted kids. Why didn�t she tell me! Now I�m going to have to reject her! I hate her I hate her I hate this� I hate this I hate this. No. No. No. No. No. No. No." Zechs said.
"Shut up, man." Duo yelled.
"Shit� I have to find her." Zechs yelled.
"You go baby-sit. I�ve got to find her!" Zechs yelled.
"Fine." Wufei said a scowl across his face.
"ZECHS!" Treize yelled. "Uh oh� we did something bad." Treize said.
"Hell yeah. We were only kidding!" Duo yelled.
Zechs jumped in his car and sped away. He had the slightest idea that they maybe at the nearest �baby store�. So he drove to Babies-a-Lot. "No. No. No. No. No. No. No way. No way. No way. She can�t. She can�t. Not uh. Not uh. No, no, no, and no." Zechs said to himself as he ran into the store. To his luck he saw Sally.
"Zechs�! What are you doing here!" She yelled.
"Where�s Noin!?" He yelled. He looked around and saw her. He ran over to Noin and grabbed her arm.
"What do you think you�re doing here!?" He yelled.
"Zechs� I� Umm� Need to explain." She said sadly.
"HELL YEAH!" Zechs yelled. All of the women in the store turned around to him. "Sorry� I� didn�t mean to raise my voice. Go back to shopping." Zechs said. They all stared at him. "I SAID GO BACK TO SHOPPING, YOU BITCHES!" Zechs yelled. All of the old ladies and young ladies turned around as fast as they could.
"Explain." He ordered. Noin was scared. She had never seen him so enraged before, she could see the fire in his eyes.
"Zechs� I�m sorry� I�m going to� have a baby." She said, a mischievous grin spread across her face.
"With who!?" He yelled. She closed her eyes as he tightened the grip on her arm. Her grin faded as the pain in her arm got worse.
"Zechs you�re hurting me�"
"WITH WHO!?" He yelled.
"You�" She said, the fear growing.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?" Zechs yelled..
"I�m sorry�" She said sadly.
"Noin� why�? It was only one night� I never said I loved you!" He yelled. Noin�s eyes widened.
"You�" She paused and took a deep swallow. "You didn�t?" She asked.
"No�" He said.
"So you just played with me?" She asked.
"Um� no�" Zechs said.
"Zechs�" She said sadly.
"Noin� I�" He paused. She slapped him straight across the face.
"I�m not going to have a baby anyway! I was seeing what you would say! Une is the one who is, you bitch!" Noin yelled. Zechs was startled.
"I can�t believe you, Zechs Merquise." She yelled. Tears streamed down her face.
"WHY DID YOU EVEN SLEEP WITH ME IF YOU DIDN�T LOVE ME!?" She yelled.
"I� I�" He paused.
"Miliardo Peacecraft, I hate you!" Noin yelled as she stormed out of the store.
"Zechs? What happened?" Une asked.
"I� I didn�t know� Noin!" He yelled. "Noin come back!" He yelled once more. Wufei and the rest walked into the store.
"What�s wrong with Noin?" Duo asked.
"I� didn�t know it was Une�" Zechs said, he was in a daze. Treize looked over at Une.
"Lady, you didn�t tell me!" Treize smiled.
"It was supposed to be a surprise!" She said sadly.
"I don�t care." Treize smiled. He ran up to her and kissed her. Zechs covered his face in shame.
"I didn�t know� Guys! Why didn�t you tell me!" Zechs yelled.
"We were only kidding!" Duo said, slightly embarrassed. Zechs sighed.
"Because of your prank� I lost my best friend, and soon to be wife." Zechs said under his breath.
"I thought you said you didn�t love her?" Sally asked.
"But� I do." Zechs said as he covered his face.
"Wufei� I have to tell you something�" Sally said. Wufei looked over at Sally and gave her the Death Glare.
"What is it, onna?" Wufei asked, his tone slightly annoyed. Sally sighed when she heard and saw his reaction.
"Nothing�" Sally said, her eyes almost in tears.
"Nani, huh?" Wufei asked in Japanese.
"Nothing, Wufei. Nothing." Sally said as a tear ran down her cheek.
"Onna?" Wufei asked. The Chinese boy was still speaking Japanese. Sally turned away from him and put her arms around herself. She slowly walked out of the store. "Sally?" Wufei asked. Everyone looked over at her.
"What�s wrong with her?" Wufei asked. Everyone shrugged. <I must�ve pissed her off or something�> He thought as he went after her.
"Sally!?" He yelled. There was no answer. She probably already left. <What�s wrong, Sally?> Wufei thought.
"Zechs� I�m going to kill you." Mumbled a voice around the corner. He walked around the corner and saw Noin. She had her fists clenched together.
"Did you see Sally?" Wufei asked. Noin shook her head.
"No."
"All right�" Wufei said. He turned around and walked down to the beach. He walked by the beach his ponytail swished in the breeze. <Onna� what were trying to tell me�? I�m sorry I was mean�> Wufei thought.
He looked around the beach when someone spotted his eye. The sunset was getting orange. "Sally?" He asked. Her hair was not in its usual hairstyle. It was brushed back, without the �Princess Leia� twists in the front. She had tears in her eyes and they ran down her cheeks too.
"Sally Po?" Wufei asked. Sally didn�t turn around. "What�s wrong, onna?" Wufei asked.
"Wufei� My name is Sally. Sally Po." Sally said. Wufei smiled as he put his hand on her shoulder.
"What�s wrong, Sally?" He asked. Sally sighed.
"Do you like me?" She asked. "More than a friend?" Wufei was shocked. His eyes widened.
"Of course not. I won�t like any woman." Wufei said proudly.
"Oh." She said as she put her hands around herself.
"I�m sorry to have even bothered, Wufei." Sally said.
"Bothered?" Wufei asked.
"Why did I have to fall in love with such a prejudice man. What a sexist." She said. A smile crept on her face.
"Who?" Wufei asked. Sally sighed. "I hate women. But there is an exception� sometimes." Wufei smiled.
"And when is that, Wufei Chang?" Sally asked, a smile on her face.
"When I�m around you, Onna Sally Po." Wufei smiled. Sally smiled even more. "Now� what did you want to tell me?" Wufei asked.
"I� wanted to say that�" Sally paused but Wufei urged her on my smiling. "I wanted to say� I love you." Sally said. An incredible grin spread across Wufei�s face.
"What a coincidence, Sally." Wufei smiled. Her eyes widened.
"What? You? You mean to say�" She paused.
"Yes� I love you Sally Po." Wufei smiled. Sally�s eyes glistened with tears.
"Wufei�" She smiled. But before she could finish her sentence, Wufei brought his face close to hers and kissed her on the lips.
"Sally� I love with all my heart." He said as he kissed her on the neck.
"Mm� Wufei I love you, more than anything in the universe." She said. Wufei put his arms around her and Sally did the same to him.
"I still hate women. But� I�ll always love this woman." He said as he kissed her passionately.
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"I hate you, Zechs Merquise. Just like you said you hated me." Noin said as she jumped into her bed. She fell asleep shortly after.
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"Lucrezia� I�m sorry� I didn�t know�" Zechs said as he paced up and back in his room. Pagan took care of the children that they were supposed to be babysitting. Zechs paced up and back in his room.
"Hey, bro?" Releena asked as she knocked on the door.
"What is it?" Zechs asked. Releena walked inside the room in her pajamas. She light pants with clouds on them and a tank top with the picture of Wing ZERO on it.
"Noin is on the phone." Releena said as she handed the phone to him. Zechs� eyes widened. Noin, on the phone, after what he did to her!?
"She is!?" Zechs laughed. Releena gave him the Death Glare to take the phone out of her hand. Zechs paused.
"Hello?" Noin said on the other line. Releena pressed the phone against her brother�s ear.
"Noin?" Zechs asked.
"Zechs�" Noin said.
"Noin�" Zechs said as he took the phone. Releena left the room.
"I�m� sorry� I shouldn�t have gotten you mad. I was only making sort of a joke� but then�" She paused. Zechs heard a sniff.
"Noin� you shouldn�t be the one who is sorry. I�m sorry� I didn�t mean to hurt you, Noin." Zechs said. "We only slept with each other once� when we were DRUNK." Zechs said. Noin nodded but Zechs couldn�t see her.
"I�m sorry." She said as she broke out crying.
"Noin� please." Zechs said.
"I was only playing around� I didn�t think you�d believe me. It was Une who was pregnant with Treize�s other daughter�" Noin said through her sobs.
"Noin� I�m really sorry. I shouldn�t have been so harsh on you. I didn�t want a kid, and I didn�t�" He paused.
"You didn�t love me." Noin finished. Zechs sighed. He did love her but could never say it. "Say it, Zechs. Why can�t you say it to me? Stop hurting me, Zechs." Noin said as she wiped the tears off her face.
"Noin� I can�t say it." Zechs said as he covered his face in shame. "I don�t know. I can�t say that I don�t�" He paused.
"Stop it, Zechs." Noin said.
"Stop what?"
"It�s late. It�s eleven. I was asleep but I had to apologize. I guess I�ll� see you later� then." She said.
"No! Don�t hang up! Please!" Zechs yelled.
"Why? You don�t need me." Noin said.
"I DO! I need you!" Zechs admitted. "I need you, badly. When the war was over I was lonely, Noin. I want to talk to someone. Someone who understands� but now I don�t know if you understand anymore, Noin." Zechs said.
"What? But I�" She paused. "Zechs� you scared me today. I saw the fire in your eyes� It scared me Zechs. It didn�t seem like you." Noin said, on the verge of trees.
"Noin� I was scared. They told me that you were, you know. I was scared Noin. I didn�t want you to have a kid. I didn�t want to have a kid." Zechs said.
"I wouldn�t just surprise you like that if we weren�t in love, Zechs. I would�ve told you, didn�t you think I would?" Noin asked.
"Noin�" Zechs said. There was a long pause between the two.
"I have to get going, Zechs. It�s late. I�ll see you around." Noin said.
"PLEASE! Noin�. I love you." Zechs said. There was a long pause.
"You� you do?" Noin asked.
"YES! WITH ALL MY HEART!" Zechs yelled. Noin�s eyes widened and she could�ve sworn she felt her mouth hit the floor.
"Zechs! You do!?" She asked.
"I love you, Noin. I could never tell you, I always denied it! But I can�t let you leave, like I did last time. I almost let you go if you wouldn�t have called me. I love you, Lucrezia." Zechs said.
"Zechs� I love you, too." Noin said.
"Lucrezia� I want to hold you." Zechs said. There was a long pause.
"Zechs� it�s late. I�ll see you tomorrow. I�ll always love you, Zechs Marquise." She said. A giant grin spread across his face.
"I love you, too, Lucrezia." Zechs said.
"Bye." Noin said as she hung up. Zechs was stunned.
"I actually� said it! I actually said it to her! I LOVE HER! I LOVE YOU, LUCREZIA MARQUISE!" Zechs laughed.
"Say what?" Releena asked as she walked in.
"I love her." Zechs said. Releena raised her right eyebrow. He looked like he was in La-La Land.
"Hello?" Releena asked.
"Oh� Noin�" He said.
"Hola? Earth and Colonies to Zechs Marquise, come in Zechs Marquise!" Releena giggled.
"Hello� my dear sister Releena." Zechs said as he hugged her. Releena was surprised. Zechs kissed her on the forehead.
"What�s up with you!?" Releena screamed.
"I think� I�m in love�" Zechs said as he skipped out of the room. Releena was stunned.
"What the fuck!?" She yelled. "He loves Lucrezia Noin!? WHAT THE HELL!?" Releena yelled. "I had no clue! HA!" She laughed.
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"Oh� Zechs� I love you." Noin said. She lived in her apartment in England. A couple minutes away from Zechs and Releena�s mansion.
She had on her pajamas. She had black pajama pants on with stars, clouds, and moons. And on top of the clouds were panda bears. She wore a black tank top on, and a panda bear on a cloud was on the front of it. The panda was eating a bamboo stick. It was the cutest thing you could ever see.
Noin looked in the mirror and fixed her hair. "Why am I doing this? I�m going to sleep!" She laughed. She sat down on her bed and looked and shut off the light. "Zechs� I love you so much." She said as she pulled the covers over herself.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. She jumped up and looked around. She walked over to the door. "Hello?" She asked.
"Noin, it�s me! Zechs Marquise!" He laughed. Her eyes widened. She whipped open the door and saw Zechs.
"Zechs!" She laughed. He handed her a bouquet of roses and smiled.
"I love you, Lucrezia." Zechs said as he put his arms around her.
"Zechs� I didn�t think you cared for me!" She laughed.
"But I do, Lucrezia Noin. With all my heart." Zechs said.
"Come in, Zechs!" She laughed. Zechs walked in as Noin set the roses on the table.
"Zechs� you�re so sweet." Noin smiled.
"Not as sweet as you, Noin." Zechs said. Noin blushed.
"Thank you." She smiled. Zechs put his arms around her waist.
"You�re welcome." He smiled. Noin blushed again.
"You�re so romantic�" She smiled as she put her arms around his neck.
"Thank you�" Zechs said. They brought their faces closer together.
"Tonight?" Zechs asked.
"Uh huh. Tonight." Noin smiled. Zechs kissed her.

END!!
HAHAHAHA! HOPE YOU ENJOYED!! Sorry! I am not writing anymore! I didn�t want this to be a LEMON!!!HAHAHA! Hope you enjoyed! SO sorry I can�t write more! Bye!