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I'm Too Zechsy Zechs: ::comes out on to the stage wearing his Preventor�s outfit from Endless Waltz:: Um�hi� Rabid Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ZECHSY!!!! ::glomp him:: Noin: ::starts clawing at the rabid fangirls:: STEP OFF YOU SKANKY HOES!!! HE�S MINE!! Zechs: Erm� Heero: Is there any reason why we�re here? Cherry Blossom: Nope. I just wanted an audience. Duo: Audience? Cherry Blossom: For Zechsy�s song. All: O.o Trowa: You�re going to let him sing? Wufei: Do you remember what happened the last time you did that? Cherry Blossom: ::recalls Halloween Special:: Hmm�good point� All: Phew. Cherry Blossom: But I�m going to make him sing anyway. All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quatre: ::pulls out earmuffs:: I�m glad I brought these. Cherry Blossom: ::zaps them away:: �Fraid not. You�re all going to listen to Zechsy�s song. Heero: Like hell I am. ::pulls out gun:: Cherry Blossom: Oh Heero, would you like to sing too? Heero: ::puts the gun away:: I�m listening. Cherry Blossom: Okay Zechsy! The stage is yours! Sing away! Zechs: Do I have to? Cherry Blossom: Yes. Zechs: ::sigh:: Fine. Cherry Blossom: Music! Matteo: Cueing music�now! A cool disco beat fills the air and strobe lights start to flare around the room. Zechs: ::sings:: I'm too Zechsy for my gundam too Zechsy for my gundam Epyon's going to leave me G-Boyz: ::groan:: Cherry Blossom: Shut up, or you�re back up singing. G-Boyz: ::shut up:: Zechs: ::sings:: I'm too Zechsy for my mask Too sexy for my mask Do you even have to ask? ::pulls off his mask and throws it to Noin:: And I'm too Zechsy for Milan too Zechsy for Milan L2 and Japan And I'm too Zechsy for your combat Too Zechsy for your combat No way I'm self destructing ::starts to grind to the beat, removing his nifty Preventor�s jacket and throwing into the audience:: Rabid Fangirls:: ::fight over the jacket:: Noin: ::deathglares at fangirls:: Zechs: ::sings:: I'm a pilot you know what I mean And I crush your little troops on the battlefield Yeah, on the battlefield, on the battlefield, yeah I crush your little troops on the battlefield ::removes his shirt:: G-Boyz: O.o Rabid Fangirls: ::scream:: Oooh yeah, honey take it aallll off! Noin: ::eyes start to glow red:: Zechs: ::sings:: I'm too Zechsy for OZ too Zechsy for OZ Don�t wanna fight for Treize�s cause And I'm too Zechsy for the Tallgeese Too Zechsy for the Tallgeese Hands too stained with blood for peace I'm a pilot you know what I mean And I crush your little troops on the battlefield Yeah, on the battlefield, on the battlefield, yeah I can kick your little touche on the battlefield ::dances around the stage, thrusting his hips in time to the music:: Rabid Fangirls: ::start to drool:: Noin: ::pulls out a gun:: G-Boyz: O.o Zechs: ::sings:: I'm too Zechsy for my too Zechsy for my too Zechsy for my 'Cos I'm a pilot you know what I mean And I crush your little troops on the battlefield Yeah, on the battlefield, on the battlefield, yeah I can kick your little touche on the battlefield :: slowly slides the belt out of his pants and then swings it around a couple times before tossing it into the audience:: Fangirls: ::swoon:: Noin: That�s it! ::starts to shoot at fangirls:: G-Boyz: O.o Zechs: ::ignore the gunshots and cries of pain:: I'm too Zechsy for Lucrezia too Zechsy for Lucrazia Poor Luc poor Lucrezia I'm too Zechsy for my gundam too Zechsy for my gundam Epyon's going to leave me ::executes a double spin and then goes down on his knees, thrusting his hips up and arching back at the same time:: And I'm too sexy for this song. ::looks up at the strangely silent audience:: Cherry Blossom: ::claps:: Thank you Zechsy. That was�er�interesting. Zechs: ::beams:: G-Boyz: O.o Noin: ::points her gun at Zechs:: Get your clothes back on and get in the car. We�re going home. Zechs: ::picks up his clothes:: Yes dear. Matteo: Um�Cherry there�s some lawyers here to see you about some Fangirls� Cherry Blossom: Oh crap. Come on, let�s get out of here. ::pops out with Matteo:: G-Boyz: O.o Quatre: Scarred for life. Other pilots: ::nod in agreeement:: |
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