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VARMITS AT BBQ RANCH
Well the varmits are my area - when we got the ranch Billy said Ryan what you wanna do cause you have to pull your share of the work.
No one told me about ANY work! But after awhile i had a few run ins with some varmits! Man they was all over the place. In the cupboards and food, in the grain - in the swimming pool, on my feet- just all over the place!
The last draw was the bedbugs 5 inches was the smallest (and we can prove that) and billy saw one driving his new truck! So I decided I'd be in charge of the "getting rid of the varmits department"
Well I didn;t realize how busy I was going to be - 24 hrs a day 7 days a week I am after them!
It is easier than it was at first. Billy had me chasing them things with a gunny sack and then a pitch fork! Well I got wise to Billy, i just run over them with the tractor now...
But its not just any tractor - Its a John Deere varmit snagger--- and boy does it work good... ummm of course i cant run thro the house with it no more... billy gets upset at me for that!
Well, welcome to the varmits area of the Ranch... dont stay in one place to long them pesky rabbits and chipmunks and ants will get ya for sure!
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