ABOUT PARADISE ISLAND CHAT Well . . . since not everyone has been in the room as long as everyone else, and since it's a pretty big place anyway, and since you're probably new if you are reading this - I thought I'd lead you on a little tour . . . I'm Phil_, and I'll be your tour guide for the day . . . hehehe

Phil_ Your Host For This Area

Once you walk in. . . the first thing you notice are all the places to sit!

There's lots of them. . . all facing so that you can see pretty much everyone, although there are a couple facing away if you want to get away from the silliness of the room for awhile. . . we have chairs all over, and a couch there, and there, and another one over there, and one more there. . . there are tables near all the couches for food & stuff, and some rockers to relax in, and recliners to relax even more in, all sprinkled around the main living room. There are also giant soft pillows for Christain to hide in around the room, and in the game room too - but, we'll get to that later.

Ry & billy's snuggle-couch faces ALL the other couches, so everyone can watch when they're getting all googly-eyed. . . hehehe . . . Their couch has a fridge in the bottom so billy can grab his snacks and hide them from ceddie, and some of the other couches have their own fridge too. . . the snuggle-couch also has an end table, like most of the others, so whoever's snugglin [like.. oh, say, billy for example. . . hehehehee] can put all their snacks down first and not get the couch all crumby or dirty while they snuggle. [Hey, just because it's paradise doesn't mean we should be slobs, m'kay? hehehe]

Walking in, after seeing the living room, you're bound to notice the awesome view outside!

Cabana On The Beach w/ Pop and Ice Cream Bar

The far wall has a bank of panoramic windows, so you have a perfect view of the ocean. . . even the doors in the middle of the wall [which you can use to go out to walk to the beach a few feet outside the house] have glass in them so the view isn't interrupted. Lets walk out there now, while we're at it . . . there, isnt the weather perfect here? Try not to get too much sand between your toes, it'll get annoying later, trust me! Over to the left on the beach, you can see our little

cabana with a collection of about 30 straw hats . . . we have it so Trev feels right at home, just like it was his own island. [We boat to his place sometimes - he mite have one of the only islands anywhere that's as cool or cooler then ours!]

Okay, lets go back inside . . . walking back in, to your right in the main room, there's another group of windows and a glass door that lets you see out to our huge pool! It's Olympic sized, but with a nice big shallow end so you can stand up in that part and not swim if you just want to play games like Marco Polo, or if you want to relax some. There's also a hot-tub in the corner of the pool closest to the house. . . clothing optional, unless billy is around and he says you have to wear stuff. [Watch him though. . . cause I bet ten minutes later, he'll jump in naked himself!]

Pool In Back Of PI Guest House

Duet Bathrooms In PI Guest House

Then if you look back inside the house, you can see a bathtub in the corner. It has a curtain, but that's usually open so it's ventilated and doesn't get all mildewy. (Hey, beaches get kinda wet, hehehe, mildew happens!) The bathtub is a Whirlpool, so if the hot-tub is full or you just don't feel like going outside, you can just use the bathtub to relax in. There's also an actual bathroom over there, and if you notice, we have Household Manners posted around the place, so CoolJack remembers to use the bathroom instead of closed windows. There are also towels on racks all around, so you can grab one and go to the tub or go outside to the pool or the beach. (Also, if you are nude you must sit on a towel at all times [nudist basics] - Ryan) And over there you can see the table we set up for RobertG to dance on, with

spotlights to accentuate his groovy moves. Watch out though, that hunky butt has a mind of its own! hehehe There's lots of room for Robotboy to run all over the place naked, but we have enough furniture to hide him a little so we don't SEE everything when he's naked! Thank goodness . . . right billy? We have a TV over on the wall opposite the wall that leads to the pool. It has a 50-inch screen, with a Nintendo64 and a Sony Playstation hooked up to it, and a satellite dish is hooked up outside to get us all the channels [and RobertG all the wrestling!] we want. Near the TV, and the RobertG (hunky) dancing table, there is a jukebox with a remote that is usually either in billy's hand or in RobertG's hand - which, be warned, might mean you are in for a lot of country music! On the other side of the TV, there are four computers set up - of course! hehehehe . . . we have them mostly because DavyJ hasn't figured out how to get into the room yet, so we talk to him through there . . . hehehe There are projectors for the movie screens that roll down from the ceiling on two walls. . . handy if you want to watch two movies at once, hehehe

PI Kitchen set up for 100 guests

Then if you go way in the back, you can see where I spend most of my time - the KITCHEN, hehehe It's got everything a cook could want, and it also usually has everything billy and ceddie could want. . . including three refrigerators and two freezers for their food! Next to the kitchen , we also have a formal dining room for one hundred guests just so SheWolf can play house! Between the relaxing/talking couch area [the living room] and the kitchen, we have our game room. Yeah, that's it, right through that archway for easy access. It has two pool tables, two ping-pong tables, a chess board set up permanently on its own little

table right next to the board game collection and table to play all of them on. Then there's the air hockey tables, we have two of them as well. One corner has a big toy box, filled of course, so JEM and Ryan have something to do. Another corner has a dressing room, so Lizeerd and SheWolf will have all the clothes and shoes they want, in one place, along with their own make-up counter - Not that they need it in the first place, of course.

The floor of the whole game room, and the rest of the place now that I think about it, is covered in a non-slip, soft surface so you shouldn't get hurt if you're a klutz and fall down a lot like me or Ry. Stuff happens though, we know, and so on the beach-side of the game room is a small cubicle with a doctor's table so Matty can fix all the owies. Finally if you go downstairs - about one floor down I guess - you see our very own BOWLING alley! It only has 2 lanes, but its got every size ball you could want, in all the right finger sizes. . . we keep it downstairs so the noise doesn't get on anyones nerves if they want to hear the waves crashing on the beach. Next door to the bowling alley in the basement, there is a huge cave carved out, and it houses our very own downhill ski area for Ricky6! We have a manmade-snow machine so he always has fresh powder, and if Ricky isnt around . . . well, lets just say the snow melts, and we have our very own huge skateboard ramp area!

Area View Of The PI Estate Ocean Top Center

Well let's walk back upstairs. . . through the game room. . . and right onto those couches. . . there, we're done! I don't know about you, but I could use a Pepsi� . . . (Pepsi� and Mountain Dew� are available for free 'cause we have a hard time getting rid of them - Cokes� are $4.00 each - unless you know someone - Ryan) I'll go get myself a soda from the kitchen . . . Anyone else want anything? Welcome to Paradise! Written by Phil_ (an english major) April 2000