STOP!

If you don't read the following warning, Professor Snape will take 175 points away from your House! You don't want that, now do you? -_-;;

The following area is off limit to first years! In fact, it's off limit until you graduate!! Do not venture into the alternate lair under pain of gruesome death unless you are:

a) Over the legal age for your area (18 or 21)

b) Willing to view yaoi/shounen-ai material! That's slash, for the english speakers. Boys in romantic/sexual relationships with other boys, for those of you who've never heard of it at all!

If you want the nice, normal, PG stuff, go back up to the main page and visit Pigwidgeon! Hyperactive fluffy owls need attention too. ^_^ If you pass the requirements and you're just dying to sneak into the Slytherian locker room and catch Draco in the showers click here... just don't tell Snape, he gets irritable about it.