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Advice By A Pigeon!
Thinking Of Joining The Pigeon Alliance? This Is The Place!!
Well It's finally here, the page you've been waiting for and...well...It could be said that this page is not as good as you all anticipated but IT IS!!!!I promise you!!!
The thing is you won't fully understand its high meaning in todays society until you yourself have a problem that needs to be answered by the wonderfull women here at Pigeon Alliance.
I'm gonna shit on you!
Featured Dilemma:
When you feel that your are going to become a Pigeon Woman all of your life!
Dear  Miss-Guided,

All I have to say is BITCH SLAP THE GUY!!!!What is he walk around with his head up his ass!?!?

Miss-Guided. you are doing all the right things without smothering him and he still doesnt get it???

Reading your letter has made me as frustrated as you must be!!

I have nothing more to say regarding this sorry sorry state of a guy...how could he resist such an offer! You are oviously friends, so you can both put up with each other....<sigh>I just don't know anymore.

Good Luck

The Women Of PA
Dear PA,

I have a serious issue with a man I've tried everything to get his attention and I get no response!?! At a party I was severly intoxicated and so was he...one thing led to another and a friend of mine ran off to tell him that I liked him...a few minutes after this event ha aproached me and said "we've got to talk" I thought SHIT he ain't like me so as he has the attension span of a goldfish (how conveniant) someone started talking to him...I thought here's my chance and I kinda snuck away...much time later at schoolies we met up quite a bit (not enough!) but as friends (I think?!?) But I want to be more? What can I do PA???

Help Me or I will become a Pigeon Woman!

Thanks.
Miss-Guided
Deadcliffe,QLD
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