| Our Oscar Meyer Bologna Rip Off Song |
| Jackie: My cool friend has a first name it's S-A-R-A-H Sarah: My cool friend has a first name it's J-A-C-K-IE (quickly) Both: Oh we like to hang out everyday and if you ask us why we'll sayyyyyyyy Cuz we are just the C-O-O-L-E-S-T! (This is really bad) |