| 12 You decide that bribing it won�t do any good, so the only weapons you have are books. �Sally get in front of me!� You scream. Sally rolls her eyes and sits down on a chair off to the side. Ah well, it was worth a try. The giant book worm slugs toward you and starts to moop (only giant book worms can �moop�, therefore no one really knows what it means.) hysterically. Then it tries to bite off your head, but you decide that you like your head where it is and throw a book at the giant book worm, which it devours. Already running out of ideas (not to surprising, considering that you didn�t have many in the first place) you use your last resort, run behind Sally and use her as a human shield. That doesn�t work either, considering it doesn�t take the giant book worm any longer to devour Sally then it did the book. You look around desperate for something, throwing books at the thing madly, but nothing works. Before you know what�s happening you�re devoured. Then again, I suppose you wouldn�t know what�s happening if you�re being devoured by a giant book worm. I�ll have to ask someone whose being devoured by a giant book worm sometime. The End. Not the happiest of endings, but hey, at least it�s Sally�s ending too. |
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