11 You decided that eating it with a spoon could never work, so you pull out your trusty sword that is still to heavy for you and prepare for a fight. The monster swings its great scaled and clawed hand down at your head and you dodge to the side. You attempt to swing you great metal and not-scaled blade at it, and it dodges to the side. You run out of room to dodge to the side and it breaks your sword in half leaving you holding a blade little better then a very short dagger. In fact, it�s not better then a very short dagger at all, except that at least now it�s not so heavy. You plunge in for a killing stroke, but are stopped by its scales and the cookies that fall off its head to rain down upon you. Hey, I got bored. I like cookies.
To put it simply it�s a hopelessly stalemated fight, unless the monster eats you. That could be a problem. But maybe not, I mean who knows, maybe you could live inside of it. What happens next though, is shocking. I mean really shocking. The kind of shocking thing that ends stalemated battles, well it wouldn�t end most stalemated battles, but this one is special because you�re in it and you�re special. I am so bored. Do you want to know what happens next? Do you think you can handle the shock? Well I don�t think you can but I�ll tell you anyway!  The persons typing the story (me) fell asleep on the keyboard and everybody square danced! Mwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!

The End This is a good ending for you by the way, or at least the best that I could come up with. Well, I mean, you lived, right? And that�s the important thing, even if you did have to square dance with a monster.
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