Dr. Cheapo: Hello, Agent. I see you�ve breached my lab. Good job, very good job, but I�m afraid that you won�t be staying. You see, I�ve got a secret weapon that I�ve been wanting to use. I think I�ll test it on you. Goodbye Agent.
Agent looks ahead and sees a dog cage with a label on it that says �Giant Rock- Secret Weapon� Agent backs up as the cage opens and a growling comes from inside. Then a little dog comes out.
Little Dog: Gerrrrrr��..
Agent takes off running with the dog snapping at his heels. He hurriedly tries to find something, then pulls out his squeaky dog toy gadget, stops and throws it and the dog chases after it. Screen comes back on.
Dr. Cheapo: So I see you�ve defeated my secret weapon. No matter. You�re still standing in the middle of a trap and it will be much more fun to make you watch as your precious world gets destroyed.
Agent tries to jump out of the way but instead jumps into the trap as the picture fades.
Scene 8
Agent is sitting tied up in a chair with Clown Girl standing beside with her gun at ready. Dr. Cheapo walks in.
Dr. Cheapo: Agent, so we meet at last.
Agent: You can�t defeat me Dr. Cheapo. You can�t destroy the world, you�ll never succeed!
Dr. Cheapo: (smiling) You really believe that you can stop me? Do you even know what I�m really attempting to accomplish?
Agent: Of course I do! Do you really think I�d be on a case with no leads? Wait�. On second thought, I don�t really know. All I�ve got is the guesswork of a crazy Conditioner and a loony Scientist.
Dr. Cheapo: I thought so. The Conditioner always was one to send in Agents without enough information. That�s one of the reasons that I�m trying to destroy the world.
Agent: (in confusion) You�re trying to destroy the world because of the Conditioner?
Dr. Cheapo: You could say that. I was an Agent once, too. Then the Conditioner sent me on a case. He told me that the crooks had nukes. He said not to worry about any kind of protection, all they had was nucks and no one was stupid enough to set a nuke off in their own base.
Agent: So what happened?
Dr. Cheapo: They didn�t have nukes. They were in the black market for small fireworks. They used fireworks as weapons, one hit my arm, completely destroyed it. I was broke, and the Conditioner wouldn�t give me any money to have it repaired. So I had to get an aluminum foil arm. (waving foil arm in anger) I was so ashamed that I didn�t want to be seen anymore, so I vowed to destroy the world for revenge.
Agent: So you�re not going to charge a large ransom?
Dr. Cheapo: Of course not. All I care about is destroying the world.
Agent: Would there happen to be a really big laser involved in any of this?
Dr. Cheapo: Two, actually.
Agent: Two?
Dr. Cheapo: Yes, two. You see, I first made a laser to destroy the world. It wasn�t until after I made the laser that I realized the laser was so delicate it would explode if any kind of generator got anywhere near it. Not to mention buying enough batteries to power it would cost more then building and powering another simpler laser.
Agent: So what did you do?
Dr. Cheapo: I built and powered another simpler laser that would give me something I needed to power the world-destroying laser. Wondering what that is? You see, I realized an alternative energy choice.
Agent: Which would be�?
Dr. Cheapo: Hamsters, Agent, hamsters. If I hooked up one million hamster wheels to the laser, and had a hamster to run in each of them it would power the world-destroying laser.
Agent: The hamster from the lab�.
Dr. Cheapo: Precisely.
Agent: I don�t get it. Why do you need another laser to get you something for the hamster power source?
Dr. Cheapo: I couldn�t get enough hamsters to power the world-destroying laser. So I built the other laser.
Agent: (in realization) No��..
Dr, Cheapo: Yes. The purpose of the other laser is to turn the world�s population into hamsters so I can use them to power the world-destroying laser and destroy the world! Now do you understand?
Agent: Almost. There�s just three points I�m confused on. First of all, if the world�s population is all hamsters, what�s the point of blowing up the world?
Dr. Cheapo: I vowed to destroy the world.
Agent: Ah. Secondly, if the world�s population is turned into hamsters, doesn�t that mean you�ll be a hamster too?
Dr. Cheapo: Do you really think I�m that dumb? I created this building very carefully so that no one in it will be turned into hamsters.
Agent: Alright, lastly, If the world is destroyed, then won�t you be destroyed?
Dr. Cheapo: I didn�t think of that. Oh well, it�s an insignificant problem. I will fulfill my vow no matter what the cost. Now, Agent, watch as I push this button and turn the world�s population into hamsters!
Agent: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agent jumps out of the chair and tackles Dr. Cheapo, sending the button flying.
Dr. Cheapo: Curse you! How!
Agent: Clown Girl is a pathetic knot tie-er. I was stalling to get it untied.
Dr. Cheapo: I should�ve known, but you haven�t won yet!
Then commences the fight in which squeaky blow-up toys are used, and �pow� signs pop up, and both sides are trying to get to the button, but I won�t bother trying to describe every detail of the fight considering I�ve been rather vague with all of the other details. Except that Agent wins.