�How about this?� Sally asks as she walks over and pushes the button for the automatic door. The door opens and you look down at your feet sheepishly. �Didn�t think of that, did you?� Sally says cockily as she strolls out the door. Or tries to, because as soon as she gets under then door Sally lets out a terrified scream and falls to the floor dead. You decide to find a different way out, on that doesn�t involve doors. You will never leave alive.
�Go away!� You scream at the echoing voice, and it promptly does so. You let out a sigh of relief and walk cautiously down the hallway into the cafeteria. Smells of food come from the kitchen, and your mouth begins to water, and your stomach begins to rumble at the thought of food, considering that you haven�t eaten in a while. �Maybe just a little bite...� You tell yourself as you get into the long line leading to the food. Just a little bite... Then the people in the line run away screaming as out of the food a problem rears its ugly head! It is indeed a very ugly problem, one with mold and meat-that-isn�t-meat. You scream at the horror of it all, it�s just too much!
Then the cafeteria food proceeds to eat you. Sorry �bout that, but what chances do you stand against it?
The end! (Really, it is the end. Believe me. You can stop reading now, there isn�t anything after this, it�s the end. Honestly.)