I WISH I WASN'T DIXIE!
Oh, away down South, in Pigeon Holler,
Will and me, we lived in squalor,
Till the day,
Till the day,
That we came, to PV!
Uncle Pete lost Daisy, cause he just couldn't handle her,
Then, I got a new job, working for Adam Chandler,
He looked my way,
He looked my way,
Till we had- an affair!
So, I had Adam's baby, even though it made Brooke mad,
Adam tried to take him, but he lost, & I married Tad
Things were great-
Things were great-
Until Tad- ended up dead!
So, I grieved, like a widow, and I sobbed, & I cried-
Married Craig Lawson, when my tears finally dried-
Then he strayed-
Then he strayed-
With my best friend- Gloria Marsh!
Well, the next thing you know, Brother Will became a meanie-
Tad showed up alive, saying he was Ted Orsini!
I must say-
I must say-
That I was taken- by surprise!
So, we hugged & we kissed, & we had a sweet reunion,
Tad found out Brooke had his child, from their past union
Gotta say-
Gotta say-
Tad married Brooke- to my dismay!
Brooke got pregnant, & went crazy, cause the fetus was eptopic,
Tad walked her through it, then divorce was the topic-
Wedding Day!
Wedding Day!
Number 2- for Me & Tad!
Then, my long-lost brother, Del showed up, & he was kind of ailing-
I gave up a kidney, when his bad one started failing
Gave away-
Gave away-
Del took my kidney- & hit the road.
Well, Tad got a job, working for a TV station,
Then, to my horror, he & Liza had relations!
Ran away!
Ran away!
All the way- to Pigeon Hollow!
Time heals all wounds, so we ended up re-married-
Next thing you know, I got pregnant & miscarried-
Not today-
Not today-
No baby- for Tad & Me!
Went back to work, but there was a slight distraction,
David's kinda cute, so I felt a strong attraction,
Shared a kiss-
Shared a kiss-
But, that was it- I bit my lip!
On the night of Ryan's party, punch & L-zone was the combo-
Tad & Leslie did the mattress mambo-
Get away!
Get away!
Was what Tad said- when he came to!
Even though that was bad, Leslie fixed it so it looked worse-
Never did find out, about my sweater & that nurse
Dave should pay
Dave should pay-
For dry cleaning- that stain away.
Never mind, that I'm still married, it's OK for me to do Dave,
I'll just say I love him, & he can be my sex slave
It's OK!
It's OK!
Different rules- apply to me!
Tad said the word divorce, & we both kinda cried
I want to have Tad, but still have David on the side-
Sounds OK!
Sounds OK!
Why should I- have just one man?
I wish I wasn't Dixie- No way, No way!
I'll have two men, & once again,
I'll end up as Saint Dixie!
No way, you say?
I'll still end up Saint Dixie!
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