CONFIDENTIAL...FOR JOE'S EYES ONLY!

Patient's name:Palmer Cortlandt
Maiden Name: N/A
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Married
Occupation: CEO of Courtlandt Electronics
Whom Shall we notify, in the event of an emergency?: Vanessa Courtlandt (Spouse)
Patient's Age: 79
Height:6'
Weight:179 lbs.
Blood Pressure: 130/80
Allergies: None known
Insurance Carrier: PV Health
General Health: Good
Pre-Existing Conditions: Mr. Courtlandt's records indicate that he was rendered unable to father children, after an unfortunate Polo accident, several years ago.
This condition miraculously reversed itself, when Mr. Cortlandt was able to father a healthy son, with his then-wife, Opal Cortlandt. What makes this event even more miraculous, is the fact that Mrs. Cortlandt was in the prime age group for menopause, at the time.
General Prognosis: Good.

Patient's name:Dixie Martin
Maiden Name: Cooney
Sex: Female
Marital Status: Married
Occupation: Homemaker
Whom shall we notify, in the event of an emergency?: Tad Martin (Spouse)
Patient's Age: 30
Height: 5'4''
Weight: 115 lbs.
Blood Pressure: 120/70
Allergies: None known
Insurance Carrier: WRCW Local 764 Union Health Plan (Patient is covered under Spouse's Plan)
General Health: Poor
Pre-Existing Conditions: Mrs. Martin has only one kidney, and a history of heart problems and periocarditis. She also recently suffered a miscarriage. Last year, she lingered near death for several weeks. Yet, somehow, the patient seems to appear in remarkable good health.
General Prognosis: She's a goner...No, wait- She's OK...This could change, at any time.

Patient's Name: Brooke English
Maiden Name: Same
Marital Status: Single...Again
Occupation: Publisher of Tempo Magazine
Whom shall we notify, in the event of an emergency?: Phoebe Tyler Wallingford (Aunt)
Patient's Age: 41
Height: 5' 6''
Weight: 120 lbs.
Blood Pressure: 95/70
Allergies: None known
Insurance Carrier: Tempo Employees Health Care Fund
General Health: Excellent
Pre-Existing Conditions: Miss English has had many problems with pregnancy and childbirth, in the past. She was, in fact, infertile for many years. That began to change, when she was able to give birth to a healthy son, fathered by Tad Martin
(Note to self- Jamie's birthday on Friday, have Ruth pick up Grandson card!)
Miss English, however, later developed more reproductive problems, and had to terminate an eptopic pregnancy, also fathered by Tad Martin
(Note to self- Buy Tad box of condoms.)
General Prognosis: Excellent

Patient's Name: Erica Kane
Maiden Name: Same
Marital Status: I choose to be single, at the moment.
Occupation: SpokesModel/CEO for Enchantment Cosmetics
Whom shall we notify, in the event of an emergency?: Myrtle Fargate- But, if that horrible Rae Cummings person answers, HANG UP!
Patient's Age: Oh, Joe! You mean to tell me, You don't remember Jake & I, growing up, side by side?
Height: 5'2''
Weight: As always, thinner than Brooke!
Blood Pressure: Depends...Is David around?
Insurance Carrier: I don't need insurance- I'm Erica Kane!
General Health: FABULOUS!
Pre-Existing Conditions: Miss Kane suffered a terrible auto accident last year, which caused some damage to her heart, and left her face severely scarred. She has since underwent cosmetic surgery, and her face is now restored. Patient has also gone through a drug dependency, but has since recovered, through treatment at The Betty Ford Clinic.
General Prognosis: Excellent.
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