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One Insane Vacation |
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Normally, I don't like to brag about my vacations, but this is certainly one I need to tell people about! It was planned that the Saturday after Christmas, my friend, Fusion, and I were going to go to Orlando, Florida with his family. Well everything started off smoothly, until Southwest, I mean Suckwest, messed up. They over-booked the flight by 50 people! They were offering $400 plus the price of your ticket in travel vouchers if you gave up your seat and be put on a later flight to Jackson, Mississippi and from there fly to Orlando. We decided to give up our seat so an elderly woman could get on the plane to receive medical treatment. It was a good thing we did because we would have been stuck there WITHOUT the $400 vouchers anyways! Fusion's dad was upset and wanted a refund, but because it was Fusion's Uncle's credit card, it went back to them, and they were not flying out till Monday! So we got flown to Jackson, but there was a problem. The man told us there were 3 flights from Jackson to Orlando a day, but there was only 1! The person helping us in Jackson gave us 2 choices. Either stay the night at a hotel and get food at the expense of the airline, or rent a car and drive there and be given so much money for food and gas. We went with the road trip despite Fusion's constant protesting. As much as I hate to admit it, I think he had the better idea because we showed up at the airport to get our luggage around the same time as the flight did! Anyways, while on the road trip I got hold of a pad of paper and a pen and took notes of some interesting things about the way to and from Orlando, here is my list of 21 things. |
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The List of 21! |
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12. In FL, a minimum speed limit is 40 MPH. In IL, that's usually the speed limit.
13. MI & AL have very low tech ways to see if you are speeding.
14. I need to send a letter to Huddle House in MI to ask them to send my hat back.
15. Fusion thought he lost his retainer container in airport security when it was in his pants pocket the whole time.
16. In MI & AL, not a single car was seen pulled over!
17. In FL, Candy can be found in the shape of Pringles.
18. The Mario Bros game goes up to level 99 and never ends.
19. FL has very pathetic highway patrols.
20. "Where did you get your license? Florida?"
21. Suckwest does not deserve that name. It is too good for them. They are now Suckworst. |
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1. Southwest Airlines will now be known as Suckwest Airlines.
2. Jackson Airport is the worst airport ever, only 9 flights a day.
3. Southerners are REALLY nice, even if they say yall.
4. The man at Jackson Airport deserves a promotion.
5. MI & AL like 70 MPH speed limits!
6. In MI & AL, $1.40 for gas is highway robbery!
7. MI & AL have 4 things in common: Waffle Houses, Sonics, Texacos, and Dollar Generals.
8. AL likes 13.2 oz. bottles of coke.
9. in MI, the moon looks like a smile, while in AL you can't even find it!
10. Unlike MI, AL heard of street lights.
11. My last name was not pronounced correctly at all! |
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