| PHOEBE'S SONG LYRICS |
| The Animal Song Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers! Nooowww, chickens! Babies They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why And you cry and you cry and you cry And you cry and you cry... In The Shower I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it My skin is soapy and my hair is wet And tegrin spelled backward is nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat Lather, rinse, repeat Lather, rinse, repeat (pause) As needed! Smelly Cat (Chorus) Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favourite pet You may not be a bed of roses And you're no friend to those with noses Repeat Chorus Holiday Song Monica,Monica,have a happy honica! I saw santa clause he says hell to ross, and please tell joey christmas will be SNOWEEEEYY! And Rachel and Chandler (murmersss) uuurghhh Handleeerr!! Mon&Chand's Wed Song The first time I met chandler, I thought he was gay. But here I am singing, on his wedding day. |
| Grandma Now grandma's a person who everyone likes She brought you a train and a bright shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and someday you will too La-la-la-la-la... Sticky Shoes My favourite shoes so good to me I wear them everyday Down at the heel, holes in the toe Don't care what people say My feet's best friend, pals to the end With them I'm one hot chicky Though late one night Not much light I stepped in something icky (Chorus) Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Always makes me smile Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Next time I'll avoid the pile Terry's A Jerk Terry's a jerk and he wont let me work and i hate Central Perk and you're all invited to bite me! Power Surge New York city has no power and the milk is going sour but to me it is not scary because i stay away from dairy. la la la la la... Your Love Your Love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart la la la la la... |
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