This is the 'Laugh @ Ce%%ic' Page

Let's look at the filthy Bheggars' results that have made the Teddy Bears piss their pants

All the scorelines below are 100% correct, check the record books for confirmation

Premier League Peaches

Ce%%ic        0

MOTHERWELL          8

Scottish Cup Stoaters

Ce%%ic        1

INVERNESS CALEY THISTLE        3

Ce%%ic        0

FALKIRK        1

League Cup Laughs

Ce%%ic         2

Raith Rovers         2

But, Raith win 6-5 in penalties (McStay missed, absolute class)

Ce%%ic            1

PARTICK THISTLE        4

The one thing the Ce%%ic fans still try and boast over the gers is their 1967 European Cup win. A Match won with a completely offside goal, and against a under-strength Inter Milan side. But, just to cheer up the Teddt Bears i'd like to inform you that the Bheggars were defeated by outsiders Dynamo Kiev in the FIRST ROUND the following season!

Consolation Cup

FC Zurich def. Ce%%ic, Croatia Zagreb def. Ce%%ic, Sporting Lisbon def. Ce%%ic, Xamax def. Ce%%ic, Partizan Belgrade def. Ce%%ic, all these matches in the 1990's (cannae beat it!)

...and just for a laugh

Anyway, the fact is Rangers are a better team than Ce%%ic and always have been, It's True! It's True!. Well apart from our vastly superior trophy haul the FACT is that the Gers have simply won more games against the Tarriers. Now THAT is true!, look at this below

Competition   Rangers Wins  Draws  Ce%%ic wins
League           103                 77              76
League Cup    15                   8               20
Scottish Cup   28                  2               18
TOTAL    138            87           114

A Couple of jokes for you!

An anxious woman goes to her Doctor.
"Doctor" she asks nervously "I'm a bit worried - can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?"
"Of Course," the doctor replied, "Where do you think Ce%%ic fans come from?"

Chris Sutton walks into a sperm donar bank "I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly sir" replies the receptionist "Have you donated before?"
"Yes" replies Sutton "are my details not on your computer?"
"Oh yes, i found your details" says the receptionist "but your going to need help.Shall i call Mrs. Sutton for you?"
"Why do I need help? asks Chris.
The receptionist pipes up "Well it says here you are a useless wanker..."