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This is what I think of Ce%%ic Football Club......... |
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This is ME below |
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Some Piggery Lookalikes |
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Some more jokes told at half-time.. |
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Do you know what Celtic stands for?
Celtic Even Lost To Inverness Caley |
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Did you hear about the new green and white Oxo cubes? No. Yeah they are called the 'laughing stock'. |
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Why can't you get a cup of tea at Parkhead? Because all the mugs are on the park and all the cups are at Ibrox |
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A Man hands over a �50 note to the turnstyle operator at Parkhead.
Man: Two Please
Operator: Will that be Strikers or Defenders, sir? |
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Two Rangers' Fans and a Ce%%ic fan are sitting in the bar enjoying a pint:
1st Ger: "My wife is the stupidest - she went out and bought �500 worth of meat and we don't even have a freezer"
2nd Ger: "No way, my wife went out and purchased a �20,000 car and she can't even drive!"
Bhoy: "Shut up you two - listen to this. My wife came home and told me she had booked a fortnight in Ibiza for herself. Then I seen her packing her bag with EIGHT packs of condoms, and she doesn't even have a dick!" |
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To be fair I think I should give you Ce%%ic fans a tip for that slaughtering i just gave you....here it is. Instead of wasting money every season on the latest kit, just tape an inflatable penis to your forehead and everyone will know what team your support |
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