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| I can't tell you how much fun it was to have him teach me. In fact, he taught me over and over again - all night. My body had never been played so eloquently. Lyric operas poured from me at the touch of his hands. His lips brought me to such equisite heights of pleasure that I collapsed under the weight of my own passion. And as I lay there, writhing and glistening in wet heat of my sensuality - I knew I loved him. And I knew why Lakshmi had fallen. But he didn't want her and he wouldn't want me either. I knew that. I'd spent the last two years learning that. Now it was time to get even. Shall I tell you what I will did? Will you think me evil? I know you won't. We're in this together. |
| The devil walked away from me after our rendezvous. Said he had to say goodbye to a few friends. He didn't know how right he was. See, he left me with his drink. And I poisoned it. Let this be a lesson to you - never leave your drink alone with a complete stranger. Do you want to know how I poisoned him? I put a concentrated dose of Aspartame is his drink. Yes, I said Aspartame. It's as lethal as cyanide - only it's legal. You think that's funny, don't you? You can look it up if you want. When he returned, I gave him the glass and watched him drink the whole thing. Then I let the cat out of the bag.... |