| The Insulting Hall |
| You walk in the main building and hear people shouting and screaming. You pull close your weapon and hurriedly open a door. There, you encounter the surprise of your life. You see a bunch of beasts yelling and ranting at a bunch of vermin pictures. You see a hare yelling and he smiles at you ruefully. "Mighty good for the soul to let loose, I hear, wot wot!" He yells a couple more colorful insults and you think "hmmm........ Maybe I should try a couple, too." |
| E-mail your insults to me at Artemis Danceblood and I will award points accordingly for creativity and merit. Please! Insults must be Redwall-related and a minimum on profanity! |
| To:All vermin From:Rubyeye F. My word, are you always this stupid or did your mum drop you on your flea-ridden head when you were a baby? |
| To: All kind of foxes From: Longears H. Well, well, what have we here? A few dirty rags set on fire that talk, bad form,you know! Always never play with fire my mum always said! |
| To: All sea rats alike From: Astarte Lunamyst Stamp my rudder, that is the ugliest slime ridden creature I have ever seen. Oops, that your face, mate? I should've told ye' mums to go boil your heads when you were whelps. |
| To:All ferrets From:Chamomile You string-tailed, needle-toothed, bug-eyed, snakebodied, bigheaded flea-bathed....wait, I'm sorry, you're juts a ferret. |
| To: Whomever it may concern From:Chamomile You smell worse than a swamp toad seating skunk cabbage on a hot day! You're uglier than a rat wearing a bow and a pink dress bathing in stew and covered in pineneedles. You're stupider than a swimming rat that's been bonked on the head with a sycamore log! You're dirtier than an eel covered in mud ! |