mcdonalds

1 - Transportation to retrieve your Nutritional Supplement

     Quest forth by rail, sea or air, (never by road) to your nearest american fast             food purchasing bureau. You will recognise it by the large yellow electrically            lighted logo placed strategically outside the premises (in an attempt to draw              people's attention to it meaning more people go inside meaning more profit..)

2 - Ordering your nutritional supplement

     Pace up to the plastic coated serving counter, and using the native tongue,               inform the co-operative McDonalds employee of your choice of nutritional              supplement. Remember that the amount of produce you recieve is proportional        to the amount of local currency exchanged in return. Your house is at risk if you      do not keep up payments on mortgages as a result of money spent on food.

3 - Suggestions on what to order

     Meat:
     A 100% meat patty surrounded by crispy moist lettuce, a choicely cut gherkin, a      freshly sliced tomato and McDonald's special relish sauce, all contained within a       sesame seed topped bun

     Potatoes:
     A portion of golden, salted chopped potatoes contained within a convienient             dispensing utensil served with a satchet of tomato puree

     Desert:
     A piping hot chopped apple and sweet syrup filling encased within a golden              crispy pastry coating, conatined within a suitable mess reducing package.

     Drink:
     A chilled carbonated American beverage