| SIMON THE JOHNNY ROTTEN WANNABE WITH ADDED MAJILTON FACTOR |
| Simon only comes out at night when he can look at the owls. This is because he is an idiot. He used to prefer songs such as N2Gether Now and Why Dont You Get A Job(?) but no whe likes well hardcore stuff like Staind and early Blink 182! Seriously, he likes good music such as The Holy Bible, At The Drive-In and the Pumpkins. However he has a Papa Roach hoodie somewhere... He has funny yellow hair in the shape of thin pyramids sticking out in a haphazard manner from his head. He is nice as he is very nice. If you meet him be sure to say hi. He has a fetish for ice lollies, so watch out if you happen to be a girl with an ice lolly! His other interests include Naval Fluff, Blossom, Udders and being nice. |
| Quotes - "When disney meets hardcore" "I love nu-metal, i'm a grebo" "Look at how long my chain is" "I wish Camden Town was everywhere, not just there" (Bastard) |