The second Simon in our profiles section (wooooh!). He has many nicknames such as Snail, Simone, Simeone, Sarcastic Si, and the 'S' in 'S & G's retard factory. (i.e Simon and Gregs retard factory). He enjoys Peter Engle programmes such as Saved By The Bell, Malibu CA, City Guys and Hang Time (When i wake up in the morning and the alarm clock gives a warning i think i'll never make it on time..... lala). He is mostly seen chained to the hips of Pierre Kent and Greg Walker to go to Cheongs to get the �1 special and they all drunk Shandy Bass cause they are proper hard like. He enjoys the music of Radiohead (how you can 'enjoy' radiohead escapes me). Thom Yorke is a legend. He likes fine wine (simon, not Thom). Actually, Thom may like fine wine but thats irrelevant. In his spare time (saturday morning) he is a professional bowler! (dont forget the hat, chaps!). He follows Ipswish Town FC because their blueness hypnotises him. He collects cereal pakcet toys and entertains his many women with them. He goes to Verulam and steals all their toys too. He has a plain boring hoody, which he sticks stickers all over which is good. Often simpsons ones from the Pioneer food emporiom. He has a shaved head due to scissors. He has a fat cat which is 12 years old, like him. Somehow he is still single...
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