| PIERRE THE VD SANTA AND APPLE HEADED TEDDY BOY |
| Where would we be without Pierre? The ex president of Bolivia and now Vds offiial skanking santa! Pierre is known for his hardcore skankin' antics, which include famously, an appearance as santa at a crappy VD gig a while back. Many people think he is a nice guy but this is not true: he kills and rapes smal defenceless squirrel orphans and takes delight in wanking. Seriously, he likes music, as lot of ska punk such as Link 80, Capdown, King Prawn, Green Day and Less Than Jake. He is known for saying 'Are you a teddy' in the style of Korn doing Blind. He also organised a successful takeover of East Germany during WW2 for the Bolivian army. |
| QUOTES: "Cupboards Hols Grudges" "Badgers for tea mother" "Bottom Eyes" "Cats" |