LORENA - THE FRIGHTENINGLY GREAT CELLO PLAYER
Another exemplary colour scheme... Anyway, Lorena is often in St Albans, almost in the Tom J league of see-ability. This is despite the fact she comes from Kimpton, a seaside resort some 40 miles from St Albans and 8 miles from a train station. This fact means she tops the 'most likely to see about randomly-ness' poll becaus of her 5 Kimpton points. Anyway, she has black hair, often with mayonnaise in it when Alex James is around, she used to be into all things metal but now she is into all things punk which is much more respectable. This means she has a great knowledge of Old Skool punk, even better than alex kelly jones who thinks he knows more than everyone. Therefore, her favourite bands are The Damned, the Pistols, The Buzzcocks etc... and the wondeefully obscure Morgans. She is currently going out with Joe Friel, who knows even more old skool punk than anyone, even mr old skool punk himself. When they put their brains together there knowledge of old skool punk is so great that they can obliterate buildings of the era 1925-1962 within 5 seconds. This is a frightening prospect.
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