| Jacob is one of the most specially people in StAlbans. He is singer in the wonderful pop band NOD/Mammacus/Toast This! He likes music such as the SMITHS (YEEEESSSSSS!!!!! and so i drank one it became four and when i fell on the floor i drunk more!), Sikth, Incubus and A Perfect Circle. He attends St Albans Boys School and only gender benders and nancy boys go there. However jacob proved his heterosexual-ness when he shagged women that day. He performed with NOD only last night (saturday) which was good as they were kinda like, ya know, kinda good yeah. He dedicated a song to me (Alex Kellly Jones) and my band (The Ministers Cat Got F*cked). He is into politics. He is such a lovely chap, he has exemplarary manners and a beautiful disposition. In his old age he has taken to gardening and building sheds outr of dead lice he finds in his bed that crawl out of his pubes during the night. He has coloured hair, and teeth that enable him to chew grind and separate food. He does not like McDonalds, Burger King or other fast food emporiums. This renders the McDonalds etiquette irrelevant when Jacob is concerned. He drinks though! Oooh what a rebel. He will visit you soon. He has roller skates. |