| Greg is an excellent walker! (ho ho ho!!!) Greg lives in St Albans on the New Greens estate, near the New Greens estate in St Albans. It is infested with townies and is near Batchwood. He likes music, especially KORN (ESPECIALLY KORN), Blur, Sex Pistols, Deftones, Foo Fighters, Linkin' Park (sarcasticlly, he doesnt really like Linkin' P or Pape Roach as you are likely to be informed). His dad has an admirable collection of old Punk 45's! He has just been given Tom J's WASP JUMPER! He is currently going out with Amelia, but this is not good as now he cannot go out with me, which is what was meant to happen in the bible. Elephant dung. He has Grand Theft Auto3, he has a lovely psychopathic dog who kissed me 15 minutes ago. It has a purple bow. Greg often eats rare food such as red bananas and peanut chickens. HAIRY JONSON. He does all this with his best friend Gallapagus The Seaboer! He calls the lane up to the Pioneer the Abyss as it can get very dark in winter. He is soft and cuddly and he smiles a lot. He is 1 half of S&G's retard factory, and his twat book was the first venue for the McDonals Etiquette. Greet him with a half smile as he will not be offended by a half smile, not a fll smile but a half smile. |