| Daius is cool like a beeatch on ice. He is out quite a lot, sometimes he rides bikes, sometimes he walks and sometimes he can be transported by mechanical methods, such as buses trains and automobiles! His favourite junction on the M1 is 10. He is a skankin genious of SASK crew proportions. Whilst as the Smash It Up gig last year he took place in the GREAR TOMATO KETCHUP INCIDENT OF 2001!!&!&!(&^(!&() He was innocently asked by an innocent girl to pass an innocent bottle of ketchup to her. However he innocently knocked over another innocent bottle of ketchup in the process. The gorilla like chef came storming out in his Noddy-car and shouted at us in an unpleasant manner, making innocent me (alex) and innocent daius and the innocent girl cry. Now we will never look at ketchup again without thinking... 'What a fucking asshole that chef is.' Daius has probably achieved more in his life but i dont really know. |