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Peter Piper and the Pickled Pikes
This is a very strange piece of writing that resembles a poem. My friend and I wrote it one day when bored during our spare.
Once there was a pickled pike
Who lived in a pike pickled lake
The pickled pike was named Mike
Mike rode a bike
And mated with a prost-a-dyke
Together they had a pickled tyke Mike
Mike bought a trike for the tyke
The pikes rode alike in pike pickled lake
With other pikes named Ike and Zike
Who also had a bike and a trike
The four of them were very much alike
Mike, tyke, prost-a-dyke, Ike, and Zike liked to jive
They jived at a club called the Bee-Hive
And from their house the Bee-Hive was a very long drive
Once dancing the pickled pikes felt very alive
Their favourite song was Mambo Number Five
To be the jiviest pike they would strive
To drive and get into their home they would have to dive
The pickled pikes had a watch doggy
Who became very soggy
He was especially soggy on days that were foggy
The watch doggy had a hog named Hoggy
Hoggy was best friends with Froggy
Froggy, Hoggy, and Doggy liked to drink egg-noggy
They spoke the language of Oogie-Oggy
Their favourite food was shiscabobbies
The pickled pikes wore a hat
Which they bought from their friend Mr. Bat
Bat made the hat out of cat
Hoggy sat on the hat which made it flat
And created the sound 'splat'
Hoggy was then called a fat brat
Hoggy then became friends with Mrs. Rat
Who was found under the mat
They went to a party with their other friend Miss Deer
Miss Deer always had beer
Who others thought was quite queer
Miss Deer always carried a mirror
Since looking bad was her biggest fear
In her past she had a big ear
Which she lost learing over the bridge pier
Asking the question, "if Peter Piper could pick a pair of pickled peppers"
Then a pickled pike could surely pick a pair of pickled peppers.