"PATTY'S PUB"
Twas a quiet night, Along came Timmy, Go where said Patty, We'll just take a walk, Have an Ale, Tim downed one, He drank for an hour, No walk with my daughter, This happening went on, ~~Loretta~~
At Patty's Pub,
While Mary O'Doul,
Was upstairs in the tub.
Who wanted to know,
If Patty's daughter,
Was ready to go.
With great surprise.
You've got a devilish look,
There in your eyes.
Through the park tonight.
You can rest assured,
I'll treat her right.
Before you go.
You know my Mary,
Is so slow.
Two, three, then four.
It tasted so good,
He had some more.
waiting for his Lass.
He got so drunk,
He fell on his ass.
You'll take this night.
I've saved myself trouble,
We won't have to fight.
For many a year.
As word got out,
How to get free beer.
