"The Loving Little Old Lady"
There was an old lady, He wined her and dined her, He tried to make love, She gave him a gift, They made love, But as time went on, Now she's looking, "Happy Valentines Day" ~~Loretta~~
Who lived down the street,
She dated an old man,
Who was pretty neat.
And on Valentines Day,
He proceeded to try,
To have his way.
As hard as he could,
But his old body,
Wouldn't do what it should.
That would brighten his day,
A gift of Viagra,
On this Valentines Day.
Morning, noon and night,
Twenty Four Hours,
Was such a delight.
His body grew tired,
His heart gave out,
And he expired.
For someone new,
To give the rest,
Of the Viagra to.
