"Turkey's Revenge"
It happened one night, Pilgrems were getting ready, Not this year said, We'll show them, We'll work in the barnyard, We'll lose a lot of weight, For months they did, So when Thanksgiving day was here, Happy Thanksgiving,
Far and wide,
The Turkeys wanted,
To turn the tide.
For Thanksgiving Day,
And the Turkeys,
were the ones,
Who had to pay.
The leader of the group.
These Pilgrims treat us,
Just like pigeon poop.
There's a better way,
So Thanksgiving won't be,
A turkey day.
And harvest the crop,
We'll work day and night,
Until we drop.
And carry no meat,
There won't be enough,
For the Pilgrims to eat.
As they were told,
And one by one,
They started to fold.
All the turkeys were dead,
And the Pilgrims ate deer.
~~Loretta~~
