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"Its impossible," Hodder had paced the floor all night calculating.
"He just cant do it!"
"Hodder, what are you talking about?" snapped Solo.
"Ive seen Illya remember, at times he could hardly stand. He
was drinking to stop the pain. Twice he nearly passed out. He cant do it!" He
passed a hastily prepared map to Solo. "See, hes up here in the roof. The core
where the explosive will be set is, here. Five minutes to walk half a mile to the opening
of the mine shaft. He cant do it, he needs twenty minutes if not more. Hes got
no intention of coming out."
"Right, I want a full field backup were going into the mines
to get him out."
Waverly sighed, what was the use, it was always the same, one was
missing the other would go in. Closeness among agents was not to be recommended. He looked
carefully at Solo and the hope on his face. Then to Slate, yes, the same look.
"Sir, please?"
"You too, Mr Hodder? Oh, very well," he pushed a button on
the console. "Make your teams ready."
"Jack Corner, answer little Bay Blue, Over."
Nobody moved.
"Jak Horner from Boy Bule, over."
The hand was slow and
the message wrong.
"Dont answer, its not Illyas hand. Slate had begun to know Kuryakins hand which was always quick and flowing. This was different, Dwight perhaps.
"Wait, Im thinking," said Solo frowning. If this was Dwight, how had he
leant the code? It had taken him weeks to learn.
"Jack, wake up, an answer Boy blu over."
"It could be Illya," said Hodder. "Mr Waverly said code
could be forgotten if ill or under stress."
"Its very slow, if it is Illya he will have to prove it. He
will know I cant answer this mess.
Kuryakin stared hopelessly at his makeshift set, he wasnt
getting through. It was hard to think, his head swam and nausea gripped him. During the
night Dwight had found him and the resulting fight had re-opened his shoulder wound, a
steady trickle of blood dripped from the end of his fingers. He glanced over towards
Dwights still form and sighed, he was too weak to hide the body and at any time it
could be discovered together with the knowledge that someone had infiltrated THRUSH.
What was wrong with the set? He tried again and slowly tapped the
message.
"Jak Hor
" What came next? What code was he
meant to be using, G or was it B? He bit his lip in frustration, he couldnt remember
any code. He slumped against the wall as another wave of pain and dizziness overcame him.
Thats it! Solo wouldnt answer him because the hand was different, slow,
painfully slow. He had to contact Solo, he needed backup to catch escaping THRUSH when the
building went up and he had forgotten to give the position of the main doors. He though
for a moment then smiled, Channel B, he remembered he was using that. Code A was simple
yet would still take any code-breakers an hour to decipher. Solo would know.
"Jack Horner, this is Little Boy Blue. Forgot to remind you, tell Waverly
change color of pills, remember? Blue waiting, over."
"Thats it, my boy, youve done it!"
"What code is that?" asked Slate. "What does he
mean?"
"Thats code A and a private joke, if you can call it
that." Solo shuddered at the thought of the cyanide pills. "Blue, this is
Jack, how are you feeling? Over."
"Jack, feel good, slight run in with Dwight, no longer a
bother, removed flight feathers, Blue, over."
"Oh, Illya!" said Slate wincing. "He really enjoys his
work, doesnt he, Napoleon."
They listened as Kuryakin told of the plan of attack and the location
of the main doors. He told Solo to meet him at the end of the mineshaft to give him a lift
home. They both knew he wouldnt be there.
After removing Dwights brown overcoat, Kuryakin slowly climbed down from his
hiding place. The corridor seemed miles long, every footstep filled with pain. The walls
moved at weird angles as dizziness overcame him. This mission depended on him no
matter what he must get there.
He
rounded a corner and opened the large steel door that blocked his path. The flashing
lights from the many consoles and the many brown uniformed personnel told him that this
was the core of THRUSH. The room moved lights enticed him to sleep. He slowly
walked through the men and women, too busy with their specialised jobs to notice a
stranger. He planted his homemade bomb where it would do the most damage, right under the
roof supports and against a large vat of chemicals.
Sirens screamed their warning the loudspeaker voiced his fear U.N.C.L.E.
agent in the building! He knew they must have found Dwight. Amid confusion Kuryakin slowly
walked out into the corridor and headed towards the mine. Even though he knew he
wouldnt make it the instinct to survive had taken over. One glance at his watch
pushed him on, four minutes to detonation.
Sleep beckoned him yet he stumbled on, hardly seeing; incoherent words
sprang from his mouth. He stopped briefly to steady his vision. There was no sign of the
end of the corridor, miles to go and three minutes to do it.
A faint cry left his lips; hopelessness crept its way through him.
Sleep, painless sleep was all he cared about now. He leaned on the wall and smiled as his
blurring mind played another trick, the sound of an U.N.C.L.E. special.
The corridor suddenly became dark and cold. He slowly slid down the
wall and sat as the seconds ticked by.
"It was good, Napoleon."
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"Thought youd be sleeping, lazy boy."
Kuryakin felt a sharp pain and then all pain began to fade, morphine. He
half opened his eyes and looked up at the face of Solo.
"Knew youd get yourself into a pickle. Thought Id
better come and see what was keeping you."
"Took your time, as usual."
They emerged from the mine just as half the rock face exploded.
"Nice," said Hodder.
"Very nice," added Slate.
"Clever Russian." said Solo holding up Kuryakin. For a minute
the Russian's eyes opened fully and he removed his hand from his pocket and held it up.
"I have a leak," he said.
Disclaimer:- The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
and its characters Illya Kuryakin, Napoleon Solo and Alexander Waverly, is
copyrighted by MGM Inc/United Artists and Arena Productions � 1964.
Tzavros belongs to no man apart from himself.