
June 2nd
Things didn’t turn out how the agents had hoped. April
Dancer’s associate was killed and Slate was immediately sent to give her
backup. Solo and Crawshaw were sent to Russia to help a scientist defect and the
mission proved harder and longer than expected. Completing Kuryakin’s mission
took second place.
Every corner and each crowd held the
same expectation for Solo. This was Kuryakin’s land and it was possible that
he was here, hidden among people or sitting alone in some back street coffee
house. Dark eyes watched for a flash of blond hair at every opportunity.
Frequently Solo longed for the comfort of New York, for the fashionable ladies,
anything to take his mind off a lost Russian and the constant reminder that all
U.N.C.L.E. agents are expendable.
"…So you agree that we make the
perfect team then?"
"Hu!"
"I have been telling you about
this mission and why…"
"Just a minute, Crawshaw. Yes, Mr
Waverly?" In all his days as an agent Solo had never felt so relieved to
hear the sound of a communicator.
"I am sending two agents to take
over from you and Kury… Um, Crawshaw. I have reason to believe that you may be
placing the scientist at risk just by being who you are."
"Sir?"
"The boat assigned to you for
transporting him to England has been attacked with the loss of three lives…"
"Then we go with plan B and go
across land until…"
"You fail to see the significance.
The agents killed were MI6 and MI5. The Sweeny, Mr Solo."
"Illya, Sir?"
"I’m afraid he has been
photographed in England at the location of the fishing boat and many other
government sites. This killing has heightened the Burn notice."
Off Broadway
"Your incompetence allowed Kuryakin the freedom he needed
to continue his role as one of the most deadliest agents we have known in a long
time."
"I thought he was going
home."
"And you failed to check that he
did not get off at the next port?"
"Yes, Sir."
"Ahem! Somehow that young man knew
your every move. Luckily one agent managed to raise the alarm and the boat was
prevented from sailing. Whether he was after you or the scientist we will
probably never know…"
"He wouldn’t hurt me, Sir."
"Are you so sure? If he was
assigned to kill the scientist—and you were assigned to prevent him being
killed—who would kill whom first?"
All Solo could do was shake his head,
he had never been in that situation when both men were on different sides. He
knew that, for U.N.C.L.E., he would kill whoever stood in the way of what was
right, but could he kill Kuryakin?
"This situation is out of my
hands. I have set up a meeting with the one person still on our side; see what
you can do to calm the matter. You are to meet SIS at Broadway. When you are
asked what you purpose is in traveling abroad, you will answer, to see the
Gamekeeper. That is all, Mr Solo."
Handing Solo a small brown envelope
Waverly coughed, turned and removed a small speck of dust from a map on the
wall.
"How did you get to be top agent when all you do is
disobey orders?"
"Eat your sandwich and
learn," said Solo as politely as the occasion would allow. Steady rain beat
down on the two as they sat in St James’s Park and while tourists ran for
cover Solo casually threw another piece of flat white bread to the starving
pigeons.
"Waverly told you to meet Sis at
Broadway and low! Here we are in England—again!"
"I said, learn. One of the
first things to learn is, what does Waverly mean? To be number one, top smart
guy like me you have to understand his code." He pointed towards a building
and a road sign and smiled. "I’m going there."
"Queen Anne’s Gate?"
Crawshaw said re-examining a small street map that had become as limp as his
uneaten sandwich.
"Next door, number 54 Broadway,
the passport office." Solo stood, flicked raindrops off Crawshaw’s
saturated hair, smiled and walked slowly and purposefully towards SIS.
"What about me?" shouted
Crawshaw.
"Eat your sandwich and
learn."
Cambridge, the sixth man?

Within SIS (MI6)
It was like stepping back in time with the only clue that he
was indeed in the Sixties being the brightly dressed youths silently waiting
their turn. It was one of those places that called for silence, one whisper
seemed to bounce off the walls and magnify which caused everyone to stare at the
offender. Solo sniffed the air and coughed, bees wax, woodworm and mould. The
building was old, dingy and well passed it’s sell-by-date.
"May I help you, Sir?" The
girl at the deck adjusted her glasses so that they perched on the tip of her
nose and stared impatiently over the top of the thick rims. He wondered about
this prim young lady with her high cut starched white blouse and tightly pulled
back hair. When the bell rang for the end of school did she free her imprisoned
hair, loosen her blouse and run barefoot in the park?
"Sir! May I help you?"
No, he decided as all in the room quivered at the sound of her voice.
"I need to renew my passport—please,
Madam!" He handed her a letter and passport which she thumbed through with
no change of expression.
"And what is the purpose of your
visit, Mr Solo?"
"I have to see my
gamekeeper."
"Through that door, Mr Solo…"
As she so dispassionately gave directions Solo found himself disappointed. He
had somehow expected some kind of reaction once she realised who he was.
For a brief moment he felt
claustrophobic in the warren of wooden partitions and slightly anxious when
entering the elevator. He wondered if this was the first elevator ever installed
in a building, and winced at the sound of the heavy gears as they strained to
make the iron death-trap reach the next floor. With relief he folded back the
large ornate safety doors and stepped down to the floor.
Light from the frosted glass window
broke into a hundred multi-coloured dancing images over the paneled walls and
heavy desk. A man who bore a striking resemblance to David Niven signaled him to
enter.
"Please, sit down, Mr Solo."
Taking a chair Solo suddenly felt at ease watching the Gamekeeper reading a
small report. He was impressed by his obvious charm and immaculate dress sense.
He was totally unprepared for the next moment.
"Kuryakin is Russian?"
"Yes, Sir."
"And he was at Cambridge?"
"Just hold on a minute, recruiting
was in the thirties."
"He was also seen at the Joint
Services Language School at Cambridge."
"We recruited Illya."
His blood began to boil. He couldn’t think how many times this kind of
questioning happened and how many times he had to defend Kuryakin. If something
occurred, Kuryakin was Russian, Kuryakin must be involved. The language School
had been a known recruiting center for the Soviets.
"He was there yesterday. Two
agents, one of mine and one of yours were beaten and had their heads shaved by
what they describe as a man bent on murder."
Illya
is the phantom shaver? thought Solo.
"He’s been seen with Kim."
"Kim?" queried Solo playing
innocent.
"Have you ever heard him speak of
meeting someone called Stanley?" Solo just sighed deeply already knowing
that Kim and Stanley were one and the same. He knew he was the third man of the
Cambridge spies.
"I trust Illya."
The gamekeeper handed Solo a small
battered photograph which clearly showed Kuryakin with Philby.
"And now do you trust him?"
"With my life."
"In that case, Mr Solo, for the
sake of Uncle I hand you the burn notice."
"You want me to kill
him?"
"It is believed that he is trying
to destroy this organisation and many more including yours. He has stolen a
secret plane, found his way into the Queens private rooms, removed staff from
Downing Street and killed many of my men. The agents tracking him tell me he is
like a fox with rabies. Those who have got near enough to remove him have
instead been removed. I give you the chance to either remove him or bring him
back into the fold. Good day, Mr Solo, you have one week."
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