
Act 1
"Napoleon, that is fifth section two agent weve lost in a
week we have a leak!"
"Mr., er, Kuryakin, we have been through the dossiers of everyone
in this department three times over, nothing unusual has turned up."
"Probably bad luck," muttered Solo as he watched Waverly
casually remove a flag from Madrid. "We all know the risks."
"Well I think we have got a leak. Think about it, every time
were on to something we lose an agent and always a good one. I suggest we try to
infiltrate Thrush central."
"Kuryakin," Waverly was becoming aggravated by the
Russians persistence. The very idea is not thinkable. I have sent agents and they
have not been heard of since. Wait until a full plan has been drawn up."
"Mr. Waverlys right, Illya, Central is 100 foot down in solid
rock. We cant bomb it from above so we have to take a full task force in to blow it
from below. At the moment its hopeless."
"Nothing is hopeless!"
Solo watched his friend and partner walk away and he frowned, something
was troubling the Russian and he knew from experience the man was usually right with his
intuition.
"Emergency Channel D
" The communications panel
suddenly sprang to life. "We have been discovered need backup
backup now we have found U.N.C.L.E. agents not as seems
examine bodies not d
." A long static buzz followed then silence.
Solo shuddered, two more flags removed, two more top agents. He had been trained for this, for death. He knew agents shouldnt socialize, but they did, they drank together, laughed together and learned about each others lives. There was a hurt when an agent was lost, it reminded you that indestructible was not stamped onto human bones, death could happen to you. A shiver went down his spine, no, it couldnt happen to him, that damned Russian had given him the spooks.
Act 2
"Ve have a leak!" The words spun through Solos mind and he swallowed
another shot of rye to dispel the voice echoing around his head.
"Damn him!"
"Pardon?" said a voice in well-spoken English.
"Sorry." Solo looked at the three men who had just joined him
at the bar. "Just thinking out loud. Hows London?"
"Fine and New York?" asked Mark Slate. "Join us?"
Solo looked blankly at the young faces of Hodder and Dwight,
they wanted him to socialize,
laugh, and get to like another fellow agent, then say goodbye.
"Busy, maybe later," said Solo. He had to see Kuryakin.
He found him in Central Park and Kuryakin gave the briefest of nods to
acknowledge the presence of his partner. Before any conversation could start there was a
flurry of movement, a small bang and the smell of gas.
"Run, Napoleon."
Solo could just hear him shouting but his breath seemed to have been
forced from his lungs. Pain was in every joint. His eyes were streaming. He heard someone
cough, then blackness.
"Morning, sunshine." A familiar voice spoke near him. "Thought you were
going to sleep all day. Hows the head?"
Solo moaned, Kuryakin always had the knack of getting you when you were
down and his head hurt far too much to retaliate but he knew he must try. With his lip
curling he eyed the Russian up and down, noted the torn, grubby shirt and the large bruise
above his eye.
"You look well!" chortled Solo.
"Not bad, you know?" Kuryakin grinned. "By the way I
took the tracer pill so help should be on the way. Remind me to tell Waverly to change the
colour."
"What?"
"Of the pills, I nearly took the cyanide," he said giving
another grin.
"Funny, Illya, very funny." Solo moaned and wondered why
Kuryakin always joked about death, was it really that funny? Turning his head slightly he
managed to examine the room which seemed very familiar. It was large, yet too long to be
functional and devoid of any furnishings or windows. On his right was a large black and white
shape, on his left, Kuryakin.
"Yes, very nice isnt it? I have one of those next to me,
funny being at this end I didnt recognize it."
"I still dont."
"Shooting ally, my friend. Wonder whose going to be the
target?"
"Well, Kuryakin, who do you think?" spat a voice from a large
loudspeaker as two shapes appeared at the end of the ally. Solo winced as his eyes focused
through the gloom onto two Thrushmen.
"Solo," the voice on the loudspeaker continued, " I
believe you know the access code for U.N.C.L.E.s computers. We need to know
these."
"Not a clue, they dont trust me that much."
"Uncles top agent and they dont trust you? Come on,
Solo, this behavior wont help you. Give me the numbers."
"Sorry, I cant do that," replied Solo glancing at
Kuryakin and praying the backup would arrive.
"Bob, step forward
Practice shot
"
"Wait!" shouted Solo, "What good will it do if I give
them to you, I only have one number, other agents have the rest."
"Solo," spat the loudspeaker. "You know that we know
most things, you have no secrets anymore. Numbers please."
"Havent
."
"You have three numbers, Solo, Waverly has four and Kuryakin has
one. We would like them."
Solo took a deep breath and swore, Kuryakin was right as usual, there
was a leak.
"We must have them. Solo. We will cause you pain, now you
dont want us to do that, do you?"
"If you must you must, but I cant give you anything."
He glanced at Kuryakin but received only a sigh and a raised eyebrow as the men at the end
of the ally raised their guns and took aim. Solo shivered at the prospect, human
target practice. He knew they
wouldnt kill them as they obviously needed them alive but this might hurt.
"Solo, be sensible, you dont have to have any pain. Three
numbers, thats all."
"No."

"Bob, step forward practice shot fire!" Solo
closed his eyes, heard the gun discharged, heard the thud as it drove home and opened his
eyes as he felt no pain. Quickly he glanced at Kuryakin who was looking at Solos
target.
"Missed," he grinned.
"Jack step forward practice shot fire!"
Again Solo shut his eyes until the thud brought no pain and Kuryakin whispered,
"Missed." He was beginning to feel a sense of relief, but hoped the backup team
would arrive before their luck with these non-marksmen ran out. Once a bullet came so near
its mark that Solo felt his hair move and his eyes remained shut until he heard Kuryakin's
reassurance, "missed."
"Ready, Solo, ready to talk?"
"No."
"Bob, step forward practice shot fire!"
This time Solo kept his eyes open, he saw the flash, heard the thud and waited.
"Kuryakin, did we miss?"
"Missed."
Solos head whirled, for more than a minute he couldnt move,
he'd seen the flash and at the same time he'd heard a small intake of breath
and a very low cry of pain. Another moan made him move.
"Illya? Missed?"
"Missed."
One look at his face was enough to know this was a lie, Kuryakin was
gripping too tightly onto the chains that prevented him from falling as he fought
consciousness.
"Illya?"
"Im fine."
"Kuryakin, you appear to be bleeding. Did we really miss?"
"No, maybe not."
"Help on way keep going only grazed leg
nothing."
"Solo, last chance now, do you want pain like you never had
before?"
He looked into Kuryakins pallid face and bit his lip.
"Dont," Kuryakin warned. "I wouldnt for
you." The distant sound of gunfire echoed slightly in the distance and raised
Solos hopes, the Thrushmen's record of hits wasnt that good.
"Arh! Solo, it seems your friends have arrived so we must end the
game. This building is set to explode in twenty minutes so save yourself and tell
me."
"Sorry, you know I cant do that. If you kill us you will
never know."
"Solo, Kuryakin has only one number, we can guess that. His life
is in your hands. You have the power of life and death. What will it be, Solo."
The years hed known him, the good times theyd had, the
uncountable times he had been there to save him. His was his partner, his friend,
his
"No," a weak voice interrupted his thoughts. "Napoleon,
not for one man. U.N.C.L.E. is a whole unit. For the whole not the one."
Disclaimer:- The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
and its characters Illya Kuryakin, Napoleon Solo and Alexander Waverly, is
copyrighted by MGM Inc/United Artists and Arena Productions � 1964.
Tzavros belongs to no man apart from himself.