2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
3. "Hand me that. . .uhh, that umm, thingie"
4. "Oh shit, now where the hell did my ring go?"
5. "Wait, I forgot to wash my hands after I went to the bathroom"
6. "Oops! Hey, has anyone survived 500mL of this before?"
7. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and this guy has got two of them"
8. "Wait a minute. . .this guy was supposed to have leg surgery. . . alright I'll just put his ribcage back together and hopefully he won't notice"
9. "Could you stop that thing from beating, it's breaking my concentration"
10. "Sterile, schmerile. . .the floor's clean right?"
11. "What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?"
12. "This patient already has had kids right?"
13. "Nurse, did this patient sign that organ donation card?"
14. "Let's try something new for fun"
15. "Dammit! Page 47 of my manual is missing"
16. "Oh Look everyone it's lunchtime!"
17. "FIRE! FIRE! Quick! Everyone get out!"
18. "The foot bone's connected to the, leg bone. . . ."
19. "Now THAT was cool! Can you make his leg twitch to?"
20. "HEY! Simmonds, come here and poke this...it makes a funny noise"
21. "Was that supposed to happen?"
22. "Eww, hey nurse get the janitor in here"
23. "What is THAT?"
24. "MMM, hey George, get a straw! This stuff doesn't taste to bad!"
25. "This is a woman right?"