| I got this funny email and i decided to post it (also added some more that i happened to come across) Here are some offensive jokes... Some are a bit risky...but i bet youll laugh Q: What is better than getting a medal at the special olympics? A: Not being retarded Q: What is blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: Whats the first thing a woman does after coming out of the battered wives shelter? A: The dishes if she knows whats good for her Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time? A: Hit and Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan Q: What is the definition of 'making love'? A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her Q: What do 54,000 abused women every year have in common? A: They dont fucking listen Q: What is yellow and green and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhea Q: Why did god create yeast infections? A: So women would know what it is like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too Q: How can you tell a macho woman? A: She rolls her own tampons Q: Whats the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? A: Acne doesnt usually come on a kids face until hes at least 13 years old Q: What do you get when you cross two black people? A: Your ass kicked Q: Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance? A: Women dont get blow jobs while driving Q: Why do women call it PMS? A: Mad Cow Disease was already taken Q: Whats a mixed feeling? A: When your mother-in-law drives your new car off a cliff Q: How can tell if youre at a bulimic bachelor party? A: When the cake jumps out of the girl Q: Whats the difference between anal sex and oral sex? A: Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex make your hole weak Q: Whats so good about an ethiopian blow job? A: You know shes gonna swallow Q: Why dont they teach drivers education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They dont want to wear out the camel Q: Whats the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: Guys will actually search for a golf ball Q: How do the little kids know when its bedtime at Michael Jackson's ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.... Q: How do New Zealanders practise safe sex? A: They spray paint a little 'X' on the animals that kick Q: What do fat girls and mopeds have in common? A: Theyre both fun to ride until a friend sees you Q: What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common? A: They both stick their meat into 13 year old buns Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? A: His hand caught on fire |