Lyrics
Something new! Check out the Phungus Puc lyrics, you can sing along now...added a few little song descriptions as well.
Sandy - a two and a half minute slice of punk rock, with a throwaway chorus, sounds like The Undertones (Teenage Kicks) but done Puc style!
Met a girl, her name is Sandy
God dammit she's sweet as candy
Late at night, she's so randy
In my bed she's rather handy
Come on now my lovely Sandy
I'm feeling rather horny
Is that your best friend Brandy?
Oh! You're so dirrrty!
Oooooo ahhhhh�..i'mmmmm
Feeling Used again
Oh Sandy!
She left me, that bitch Sandy
She said I didn't treat her right
Wish she'd come back, my Sandy
She's vanished from my sight
Now you're not my Sandy
You've left me feeling horny
Off with that guy Randy
Oh we used to get so dirrrrrty!
Oooooo ahhhhh�..i'mmmmm
Feeling Used again
Oh Sandy!
Dis-United Kingston - Puc's usual set opener, a thumping drum beat adds to a sing-a-long chorus that discusses the state of the UK today...but not quite as openly as Kilroy. The swearing has now been edited out of the song.
He's all alone
Unaware that this could be
The worst day of his life
Oh well
And he can't take it
Left in a pool of blood
No one knows what is on
He's gone
In the Disunited Kingdom
No One cares
In the Disunited Kingdom
No one is there
And he's found now
Lying lifeless on the floor
Parents crying, their children are dying
Oh well,
Police
Really couldn't give a damn
He was just a lazy fucking scumbag
No one gave a shit about him
In the Disunited Kingdom
No One cares
In the Disunited Kingdom
No one is there
Patriotism - The set closer, there is no better set closer in the batch of songs. The intro from Danny's guitar is very A-like and as good old Daniel M refused to let it die and so Patriotism was formed. Beautifully crafted lyrics about the state of the British and a solo to die for. We expect to hear the shout of 'SOLO!' when Danny get's going.
What it means to be English?
It don't mean a thing
Being part of hooliganism
Just can't be connected to it
The country's full of street crime
Being committed by teens
What hope is there of a future
Is there a need to dream?
Patriotism,
breeding violence,
breeding hate,
People's Elitism
Failing ourselves
Setting our fate
Destitution, a way for some
Revolution, will never come
Causing ways to discontent
Ignoring those and don't repent
Follow those with no sense
Killed by those we defend
Where is our revelation?
Where will this government go?
Patriotism,
breeding violence,
breeding hate,
People's Elitism
Failing ourselves
Setting our fate
Spoken:
Disunited Kingdom
Following America
When will they learn?
Respect is something they can't earn
Slow part:
Loss of faith, when will they see
Decisions made affect you and me
Are we caged? Or are we free? Is this what will always be?
We are the real Patriots. We want to save the land we love.
The Porn Song (True) - Just when you think Puc were turning into a political punk band they come up with this, sampling from Green Day's "Hitchin A Ride" it stomps in at around a minute and a half. The chorus is so simple and yet so blissful...
Late at night when my parents are sleeping
I'll be in my room contemplating and thinking
I take out a porno and I jack one off
This habits getting boring when will I stop
2 - 3 - 4!
Voyeur, Anal, Bisexual and more
My hands getting tired, today I've hit four
I just can't help I'm addicted to porn
I go to the Hun and find who I like
Miss Stone sitting naked riding a bike
All these choices posing for me
Amateurs Asians Celebrities for free
Too many popups, it's crashed my PC
2 - 3 - 4!
Voyeur, Anal, Bisexual and more
My hands getting tired, today I've hit four
I just can't help I'm addicted to porn
The Love Song For Heartbreakers - A mellow opening leads to a roaring chorus, and the breakdown in the middle is something else. One of the bands favourite songs, includes a bass intro! We want to be hearing the shout of "Bass Intro's Rule!" because it will make Daniel M's evening.
He says that he likes it, but she doesn't buy it,
He loves her but she wants a bit more than that
He wants to impress her and then to undress her,
She don't wanna blame him cos he'll think she's vain,
Why do they cause all this pain and this grief,
Why can't they just live like they love,
How come it always ends up the good guy gets hurt?
When they get away and don't care about you
She wants him to notice but he doesn't care,
He watches other girls and she sees him stare,
They always look at you but don't see what is there,
Why can't we all love like we all know how?
Why do they cause all this pain and this grief,
Why can't they just live like they love,
How come it always ends up the good guy gets hurt
When they get away and don't care about you
Move It Or Lose It - Brilliant catchy chorus, part of Danny being on top form recently. Watch for the great jumpy part and feel your feet leaping off the floor.
All this time, stuck in my head
Making me wish I were dead
Thinking you were something better
Thinking you were so much more
Well I've got something to tell you,
I've got something I wanna say
You pissed me off for one last time.
Now we're doing things my way
Move it, Move it or lose it!
Just Get outta my way
Move it, Move it or lose it!
Oh yeah
I know that you'll never understand
This shit is getting out of hand
All you do is push me around
All you do is take me for granted
I'm not gonna take it
It's time for you to get outta the way
You will probably forsake it
But this time I gotta say�.
Move it, Move it or lose it!
Just Get outta my way
Move it, Move it or lose it!
Oh yeah
Too Young Too Live - Debuted in Portsmouth, Danny's riff is incredible, one of Puc's heaviest songs. The now added scream gives the song a great edge, feel free to get on stage and do your best emoposthardcore frontman impression.
This song was supposed to be catharsis
But its raising more questions than it answers
This could be mental indecency
Undressing my thoughts in front of me
Whatever happened to simplicity?
Why are times no longer carefree?
Who's to say what's right and wrong?
Who's to say where I belong?
There used to be a reason
People had something to say
Now they really don't understand
They're not doing things our way
They blind you to the reality
You're subdued; you Just don't see
It's time to stand, have your say
You know you're never too young to live
Life was perfect, in your shell
Now you're out, you're in hell
You're still standing, but for what?
Lost the battle, lost the plot.
Now is the time to open your eyes
Don't let the world pass you by
Open your mouth when you choose
And finally say something that's of use
There used to be a reason
People had something to say
Now they really don't understand
They're not doing things our way
They blind you to the reality
You're subdued; you Just don't see
It's time to stand, have your say
You know you're never too young to live
You and Me - Only played live once, not a live track but in the studio Jay's heartfelt vocals really come through. Will probably end up on a demo, or as a free download.
This is not a song...about the war
BBC said it...all before
But this is about...you and me
So open your eyes...and sing with me
Now just stop and listen...for a moment
The ones you love...are so much more important
Is there something to...get off your chest?
In this wicked game...of world chess
'Cos you never did listen to me
And you cried, "Boy I don't want your babies"
Marriage is always at thirty-three
Pre-nuptial agreements just confuse me
They're all in it for money
Except you and me...you and me
Now I've learnt my lesson...life seems boring
To start all over again...tell a new story
Burnt fingers...serve as a warning
Need a new target...to start fawning
'Cos you never did listen to me
And you cried, "Boy I don't want your babies"
Marriage is always at thirty-three
Pre-nuptial agreements just confuse me
They're all in it for money
Except you and me...you and me
This has been a song...about love not war
BBC says the same...as before
This was about...you and me
I've opened your eyes...now you're singing with me
Confess - This is a song about, well girls really and their general annoyiness when you're trying to make them realise how much you like them.
Thinking about a girl, wasting all my time
I want her to know i need her
Together things are fine
Its hard being single and see the one you love
Its written in the stars, a power from above
How can I tell her that I need her?
And make it workout fine
I've fallen for a girl who's out of reach
She never had the time
Do the feelings I have mean anything to you?
I know that I'll remember you forever
Its hard writing songs about a person you adore
I need us to be together
How can I tell her that I need her?
And make it workout fine
I've fallen for a girl who's out of reach
She never had the time
I want to hold you, and be there everyday
I cannot let you go and lead me astray
I'll get this message through and to all the world
And confess my love to you
How can I tell her that I need her?
And make it workout fine
I've fallen for a girl who's out of reach
She never had the time
Kiss Me, I'm Emo - When this song comes together it's simply brilliant, a real mixture of styles and a great sense of humour running through the lyrics.
I wanna see trucker caps worn the right way round
I wanna see side partings worn as spiked Mohawks
I wanna see check shirts replaced with band t-shirts!
'Cos Emo kids suck
Yes they fucking do
(oi oi oi)
All they do is whine and moan
And Mono needs a poo
(oi oi oi)
There daddies have nice jobs
and great big homes
(oi oi oi)
In their garden
they probably have a gnome
I like my hat the way it is
And it took so long to get hair like this
It's not about the clothes I wear or the band I see
It's about the fact that I've got a sensitive side to me
Kiss me I'm Emo
Kiss me I'm Emo
Kiss me I'm Emo
Or I'll cry