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| How the Phuck Crew Became the official War3 Team for Blizzard. | |||||||||||||||
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| The Phuck crew on one like any other day got together and started talking some hardcore smack. That days topic was whats this with blizzard and us not being their official War3 team! (Exact date for historical purposes was January 1st 2008). So they ballied into their ride (1972 K-Car for historical purposes). When The_Freshmaker, Insuranceman, Fiddlestix, Bezerker-Troll and xLSCxTeReNaS arrived at the blizzard Head Quarters, Kicked in the door and soon as they did three big black security guards stood up hard and were like who you think you are! Well at this point Fresh the shogan of War3 totally lose it (He may be small but this kid is no pushover). Fresh was like who are we! And pulled out his nine. Terenas was like whoa man where the hell you get that put that shit away. Fresh was like I thought we'd need it, so I asked my little sister if I could have a lend of it. Terenas also known as Big-T (who is nothing short of clinically insane) then whipped out a mouse and cord and then smashed it over the first security guards head, he fell down like uloses mom which is Hard. (See Terenas in action picture below). | |||||||||||||||
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| Then Bezerker-Troll like totally lose it and like totally drop kicked the other two in the face. Then Out of no where eight more guards came running, but to our surprise, the big machine himself Insuranceman charged right at them fist goin mad. Man he smoked their asses, all eight (you should of seen the look on the face of one whn Iman was poundin them on them well actually you can check it out below). | |||||||||||||||
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| Meanwhile Fiddlestic was just standing back not saying anything and God knows he was up to something good. So we just kept steppin after Iman whooped those chobo's ass's. Then soon they all came to a hall that branched off into three halls and Terenas was like FUCKKKKKK man I wish I could read and then Fresh was like it says we should go left so they went left. Man then they came to the Blizzards Head office where the Big Cheese himself was waiting inside. But holy crap he knew they were coming and locked the door. But good ole Bezerker-Troll you'll never believe what he did next he like knocked on the door put on the most girly voice he could muster and was like and quote of course "Room Service", well that guy was'nt that smart so he opened the door and soon as he did, well will ya guess what the Big Cheese did he closed it again as soon as he seen that sexy Phuck Crew (Mind you if it was a woman the story would be alot different). Well Remember how I said fiddlestix was just stayin calm not sayin anything, at this point he started to scream with rage and this crazy twicthin look came on his face, remembering his childhood days and the images of his parents locking him in the closest and each time seeing the door close. Fiddle went into a bull position and just started running at the door. VOOOM right into the door head down charging and his head goes right through the door it was intense bros INTENSE. He then pulled his head out put his hand through and unlocked the door. Well you can imagine the Big Cheese's face hiding behind his desk like the Biatch he is. The Phuck crew stepped in and The_Freshmaker was like yo G were here to say what the hells up with this Tillerman kid and him being your main man. Why is'nt the crew the frosty on your wheaties. The big cheese started to cry then and immediately wet his pants and said and Quote of course "I'm SORRRYYY tillerman is just secretly my lover" Well you can imagine what the homphobic Iman did he ran at him, put him in a cross face chicken wing Wu-Tang death drop choke hold and was like; "Who's your daddy, whos YOUR DADDDDDDYYY" the Blizzard big cheese was like WHHHAAA how could I of been so blind!! and then of course Made the Phuck Crew the official Warcraft 3 AT for the Blizzard corporation. After this story the Phuck boys went on to live successful lives and pork more hot babes than is even possible. THE END |
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