Scooby Doo Expose. Part 4 of 5
Well hello there wonderers... I know most of you have already heard of who Scooby Doo is correct? He's the lovable dog that talks... He is a scary cat and loves to eat so we can relate to him more or less... But today I'm not here to talk about this lovable dog. I'm here to talk about two of their friends and with good reason. Daffeny and Fred. Now you're all probably knowing where I'm going with this right? Yup you guessed it... And if you didn't well you're dumb. See why is it when the "kids" split up they usually have Scooby Doo, Velma and Shaggy go together and Fred and Daffney go on their own? Well the real truth is going to be revealed right now. I'm tried of hiding it. I've got to let the whole world know the real reason why Fred and Daffney like to be alone. See if you remember correctly you always see Scooby Doo and Shaggy find the ghosts while Velma is looking around, and isn't it strangely "odd" that Daffney and Fred "never" see the ghosts when they spilt up. The reason behind that is because both Fred and Daffney are too busy finding their way out of their clothes to have time to find ghosts. I'm sure they find a closet or basement or somewhere and start to get it on. How fair is that? I mean poor Scooby and Shaggy are the ones having to do all their work with Velma helping out and all Fred and Daffney can ever think of is fucking! I mean come on they always seem to "suggest" the idea of spilting up to find clues, well their idea of clues is finding their way alone to suck each other good... And Fred and Daffney are basically 16 year olds and already they love getting it on, ALOT... I don't see anything wrong with sex but it's not fair that Scooby, Shaggy and Velma do all the work while all Fred and Daffney do is act like some dirty lovers and then also get credit for "solving the mystery". I think the others should confront them two and give them a piece of their mind, or at least ask them for a nice orgy so they can all enjoy, don't ya think? But of course that's just my theory, but if you don't believe this nice tale, just watch some scooby doo cartoons and you'll see the pattern I've seen for years and is yet to be put to rest. Now until next time keep watching for more great episodes of everyone's favorite dog, Scooby Doo, bye byez...