'jesus was a jew'

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Jesus was a Jew
This is true, it�s true
But he decided to be a screw
This is true, it�s true
(2x) So don�t blame yourself if you don�t succeed
Just change your perception of reality

When I was young I knew of all the ways
But then came life and swept it all away
My dream of heaven decided to slip into space
Just like when I met the Buddhist gay

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Had a run in with the law didn�t think of it that much
But when jail came to be I converted my life and liberty
It�s not to late to save yourself
Just call out and say yes sir, yes sir

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Can you remember why it all started
Must of been heaven calling
I hear the bells ringing god is calling me in
Handing me the key to misery

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What did you think of life he said
And I replied it�s a piece of shit
He looked at me and said
Wake up you crazy bitch

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