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Rare Celine Dion pics |
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Celine Dion vs. Root Canal |
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well they say pets often look like their owners, but Dion Jnr. is uncanily like Celine |
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Until the age of 21, Celine thought she was a man, manly due to fact, she had a Mario style moustache |
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Celine is a great admirer of the 1950's Icon Pomme Bleu, the first ever Blue Apple, it colud also speak fluent French, sadly she was murdered in 1964, and turned into Apple Pie, so this is Celine's tribute |
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on August 3rd 2001, Flying, Killer, Space, Scissors (F.K.S.S).invaded Earth, so naturally the UN asked for Celine Dion's help, the F.K.S.S, were no match for Celine's Sonic Fireball thingy |
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to remember all the Celine Dion look -a-likes that were tragically killed by the F.K.S.S. The German governmsnt erected a 2,000ft statue of Celine Dion in Hamburg |
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Although Celine loves to defend Earth, from villianous scum, she is great friends with Satan, |
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at a gig in Iraq, Celine sang "Saddam is a kiddie fiddler" while pointing at his for 2 hours, he and his army of kids declared war on Celine |
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Celine decided to mix her world saving duties, with pleasure by playing golf with grenades, and blowing up most of Baghdad... Saddam has not been since since =) |
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After otherthrowing Saddam,, the happy Iraqis made Celine some kind of Queen, well she seem pleased with it |
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now with the popularity of of being Queen Celine of Diononia (formerly Iraq), Celine is able to do sell out gigs in arcades :) |
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