The theory of penis and John Chikylo Why the fuck does everyone think John chickylo is cool? HE's a little douche 90% of the time. With that said, let me reiterate my problem, HE'S A DOUCHEBAG. He had the balls to ask me if i'd get pissed if he started dating my ex girlfriend, the day after we broke up. THE DAY AFTER! Hm.. besides the fact that she doesnt like you because you're ugly and a giant poser, besides the fact that you hang out with your boyfriend Kyle Parks too much, you're just not her type. She hates Good Charlotte bud, so your little eye thingy doesnt impress her one bit, and she likes guys that treat her like she deserves, not just used for sex, so get over it buddy, and even if you did somehow convince her to date you, and you did her like you do all of your other girlfriends, there would be hell to pay. and oh yeah... the sick fucker went down on Tonya Green. TONYA GREEN! The depths of disgusting that entails is far beyond my wavelength. goddammit. ew. I doubt i'll be able to eat for a week now. son of a bitch. I'm gone. UNCLE FARVIS Uncle Farvis

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