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The
Things That Throw Me Into a Blind Fit of Rage
There
are quite a few things that piss me off Super Freaky to the
MAXX! Most of you probably dont care, but hell, I'm gonna tell
you anyway.
Kids-Yeah, so what I used to be one? I'm sure i pissed
many people off while I was too. Kids piss me the fuck off.
Especially little 9-11 year old girls that listen to rap. Just
because you're in R. Kelly's ideal age range doesnt mean you
have to listen to him and dance like a whore. I can handle
little kids that dont cry all the goddamned time. Like my
neighbor's daughter, shes 3 and I can be around her all day.
Because she's quiet. She doesnt cry and whine, and she has yet
to be corrupted by the media to think it's ok to be a preteen
whore. And little boys who are always running around screaming
shit about poke'mon and Yu-Gi-Oh, they should be rounded up
and put in a concentration camp. Kids piss me off.
Fat People-I dont mean the people who have little
pudges, I'm talking people like Mary Baker. I dont like slobs,
but I dont like super skinny chicks either. A girl has to have
some meat on her, ya know, but thats no excuse for 12 year
olds that weigh in upwards of 300 pounds. People say that
"morbidly obese" people can't help the fact that
they're fat. Bull fucking shit. Last time I chek, every known
human being had the ability to NOT stick food in their fat ass
faces. How hard is it to not eat an entire family meal from
KFC by yourself? Not very hard. Eat a piece of chicken, a
biscuit, and some sides, dont eat the whole goddamned coop.
Fat people piss me off.
People who think they're God's gift to the opposite sex-I.E.
people like.. well i've been told not to name names... so
we'll just call him Mark. This "Mark" guy thinks he
is the shit but in all actuality, the guy looks like a
caucasian lizard. That escaped form the zoo. If zoos held
large caucasian lizards. The guy is so full of himself that he
can only eat like twice a month. He's told me he has like
hundreds of girlfriends in Charlotte, that are all obscessed
with him, He's told me my my ex gf Ashley loves him more than
she ever did me, He's told me he is talking to like 6 girls
who all want him, he's told me he doesnt like my latest gf
Shaina because she thinks he is the sexiest thing in school,
which is utter bullshit because shes told me she thinks he's
abnormally ugly, then I find out he was telling Ashley he
loved her to piss me off. And the thing is, he's this guy
named Tyler's boyfriend. Or so it would seem, he likes the
music Tyler tells him to like. People who think they're God's
gift to the opposite sex piss me off.
People who say that its ok for people to commit crimes if
they "dont know what they're doing"-Thats
bullshit. If a guy takes the time to decide "hey i'm
gonna cut this baby's arms off" then he knows what the
fuck he's doing. Like if I say "well damn, i'm gonna
punch the principal in the neck" I know what I'm doing,
I'm punching the principal in the neck. If someone decides
"hey, lets burn down a house" they know what they're
doing or they wouldnt be able to light the lighter.People he
say it's ok for people to commit crimes because "they
dont know what they're doing" piss me off.
When people who have a super great life cry about how bad
it sucks-I've been forbade to name names here, but lets
just say the person this is about is a girl who bears a
striking resemblance to a horse. She's got a huge ass house,
she gets anything she wants, she has a brand new Toyota
Celica, shes 14. FOURTEEN! She has horses, and lots of money
to do things, and guess what, she cries and cries because this
guy wont have anything to do with her. She whines about how
bad her life is, and I assume that people living on the street
or in their cars have great lives, right? And she thinks shes
so awesome too, "WEEEE I'm original because i like
TOOOOOL and i'm a girl! WHOOOO!" Fuck you you idiot.
People who have super great lives and cry about how bad they
suck piss me off.
Seinfeld-Gets my vote for queerest thing on TV. And
yeah, I'm sure there are channels that broadcast hardcore gay
porn. Seinfeld has it beat. The creators of Seinfeld most
likely came up with this gay show when they were giving free
rim jobs to the homeless population of San Francisco.
"Hey Jerry.." "Yes Gary..?" "I Sure
love giving these free rim jobs" "Me too"
"How about we make a show all about it, and make you the
star?" "That sounds great!" "We cant
really broadcast rim jobs, but how about something just as
gay?" "Ok, fine by me Gary!" Seinfeld pisses me
off.
People that are so pussywhipped by their girlfriends that
they wont hang out with their friends because they're always
on the goddamned phone gonna cut this baby's arms off-Again
i can't name names, but this mainly goes out to a certain guy
at school who is quite proud of the fact that he's seemingly
retarded. And he wears a fox hoodie. I mean, it's fine and
good to have a woman and all, just dont let her whip you. Dont
be pussywhipped, whip that pussy!!..ok that was lame and
extremely sexist, for all of you women out there, and Gaysir,
i appologise. People that are so pussywhipped by their
girlfriends that they wont hang out with their friends because
they're always on the goddamned phone piss me off.
I'm getting pissed Super Freaky to the MAXX!! just thinking of
all this shit. I'm gonna let installment 1 end right there,
with installment 2 coming as soon as i can bring myself to not
attack people with an ax.
Uncle Farvis
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