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Ryan's Sister is a Fucking 'tard

trucklover91 (3:41:25 PM): hey
josh313C (3:41:41 PM): hey
trucklover91 (3:41:49 PM): ur that dude that lives in the elephant sbutt!
trucklover91 (3:41:56 PM): hey hows it goin in there?

josh313C (3:42:01 PM): ok
trucklover91 (3:44:27 PM): hey hu r u?
trucklover91 (3:48:49 PM): hello?
trucklover91 (3:48:56 PM): hu r u?
josh313C (3:49:21 PM): hello? are you dyslexic?
trucklover91 (3:49:46 PM): thats tobig of a word for me
trucklover91 (3:49:54 PM): plz put it in english
trucklover91 (3:50:55 PM): hey this is marah
josh313C (3:50:57 PM): i believe i'm the only one speaking english
trucklover91 (3:50:58 PM): ryans sister
trucklover91 (3:51:20 PM): u act way 2 much like ryan
josh313C (3:51:44 PM): you act way too much like you should be put in a padded room
josh313C (3:52:05 PM): with a lit. book, to learn how to spell "who" "are" and "you"
josh313C (3:52:26 PM): it's really not that hard
trucklover91 (3:52:38 PM): wats wrong wit typin in shorthand
josh313C (3:52:58 PM): it's a sign of laziness, and, typically, idiocy
trucklover91 (3:53:12 PM): then y dont u type in shorthand
trucklover91 (3:53:27 PM): u would fit the discription
josh313C (3:53:38 PM): ouch! that was cold!
josh313C (3:53:48 PM): :'(
trucklover91 (3:54:11 PM): i love hurtin ppls feelings especially urs
josh313C (3:54:36 PM): and you do such a good job of it!
trucklover91 (3:54:47 PM): thanks
trucklover91 (3:56:30 PM): so do u ever talk 2 ryan
josh313C (3:57:06 PM): no...who is ryan?
trucklover91 (3:57:47 PM): go look in a mirror and u will see him
josh313C (3:58:05 PM): oh, so this is one of those bloody mary type things?
josh313C (3:58:18 PM): is the candy man gonna jump out and rip my face off or something?
trucklover91 (3:58:27 PM): i wish
josh313C (3:58:48 PM): :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
trucklover91 (3:59:59 PM): o good i huet ur feelings again
trucklover91 (4:00:04 PM): hurt**
trucklover91 (4:00:13 PM): :-D
josh313C (4:00:26 PM): you forgot "oh*" and "your*"
trucklover91 (4:00:52 PM): y r u so worried about my typing skiils
josh313C (4:01:18 PM): skills? you mean, lack thereof?
trucklover91 (4:01:36 PM): y do u TRY and act smart
trucklover91 (4:01:42 PM): just 2 let u no u aint
josh313C (4:02:14 PM): coming from someone with the typing "sk1llzzz" such as yourself? i'm heartbroken
trucklover91 (4:02:46 PM): it skills not sk111zzz
josh313C (4:03:16 PM): you mean "skiils", as you spelled it
trucklover91 (4:03:35 PM): ur profile sucks
josh313C (4:03:48 PM): :'(:'(:'(
trucklover91 (4:04:00 PM): im serious its horrible
josh313C (4:04:06 PM): i'm not here to please
josh313C (4:04:13 PM): if you don't like it, don't look
josh313C (4:04:17 PM): it's not that hard
trucklover91 (4:04:37 PM): i didnt know it was goin 2 b THAT bad
trucklover91 (4:04:43 PM): wheni looked
josh313C (4:05:34 PM): just like how i didn't know you were going to be such an idiot when i replied to your first message
josh313C (4:06:10 PM): no, calling you an idiot is an insult to the joey stamey's and meho's of the world
trucklover91 (4:06:12 PM): there r some things i would like to say to u but i cant
josh313C (4:06:20 PM): dolt might be a better term
trucklover91 (4:07:16 PM): look in the mirror then u will see a dolt
josh313C (4:07:36 PM): you know, this ryan fellow most be pretty cool since i act just like him....and wait, i thought i was supposed to be seeing ryan in the mirror? what gives?
trucklover91 (4:08:00 PM): well ryans a dolt too
josh313C (4:08:21 PM): quick, without looking at dictionary.com, define "dolt"
trucklover91 (4:08:31 PM): you
josh313C (4:08:51 PM): typical response from someone who has no idea what they're talking about
trucklover91 (4:09:31 PM): it means stupid
josh313C (4:10:19 PM): it's about time you went to www.dictionary.com to reply with the answer
josh313C (4:10:23 PM): but, maybe you didnt have to
josh313C (4:10:31 PM): considering you knew i was describing you
josh313C (4:10:38 PM): you just put 2 and 2 together
trucklover91 (4:11:23 PM): those r weak comebacks
josh313C (4:11:42 PM): "trucklover91 (4:07:16 PM): look in the mirror then u will see a dolt"
josh313C (4:11:51 PM): you should know of some weak comebacks, eh?
trucklover91 (4:12:37 PM): how do u know we didnt learn them from u?
josh313C (4:13:18 PM): after reading what you just sent, i repeat, you should know of some weak comebacks, eh?
trucklover91 (4:14:34 PM): you can fool some people all the time you can fool all people some of the time but you cant fool all the people all the time
josh313C (4:15:48 PM): here's another one of the signs of idiocy...you steal quotes and phrases from others, claim them as your own and act like you're smart afterwards
trucklover91 (4:16:29 PM): u act like ur smart but ur not
josh313C (4:16:42 PM): you don't even try
trucklover91 (4:17:18 PM): we dont have to act smart because we r
josh313C (4:17:53 PM): of course! everyone knows that smart people can't spell 3 letter words!
josh313C (4:18:00 PM): it's common knowledge
trucklover91 (4:19:37 PM): that means ur stupid because u spelled a 5 letter word
josh313C (4:19:56 PM): www.sarcasmdetector.com
josh313C (4:20:09 PM): you might need to ask for one of those for christmas
trucklover91 (4:20:58 PM): i bet thats ur favorite web site aint it?
josh313C (4:21:20 PM): sure is, i go to it and just stare at it all day
trucklover91 (4:21:45 PM): that seems normal for a person like u
josh313C (4:22:39 PM): just like misspelling every other word is normal for genius' like yourself
trucklover91 (4:23:03 PM): yea it is
trucklover91 (4:23:16 PM): of course u wouldnt know
trucklover91 (4:26:08 PM): considering of course............................................ ur an idiot
trucklover91 (4:27:10 PM): =-O
josh313C (4:27:17 PM): how ironic, in calling me an idiot you also decided to misspell yet another word
josh313C (4:27:36 PM): not to mention, put 20+ dots back to back for no particular reason
trucklover91 (4:28:38 PM): i meant for it to have a pause when u read it
trucklover91 (4:28:59 PM): but some one stupid like u wouldnt know that
josh313C (4:29:54 PM): i know, because i'm stupid...you know, it's easy to point out stupid people because they're the ones that can't understand why people can't spell simple 3 letter words
trucklover91 (4:30:34 PM): u said smart people cant spell 3 letter words
trucklover91 (4:30:44 PM): of course! everyone knows that smart people can't spell 3 letter words!
josh313C (4:30:53 PM): your point?
josh313C (4:31:16 PM): are you trying to look like an idiot or does it just come natural?
josh313C (4:32:26 PM): i wish that ryan kid would get online so i could show him just how idiotic his sibling can be
trucklover91 (4:33:20 PM): if u know im his sibling then u must know ryan
trucklover91 (4:33:34 PM): and ryans playing golf ne ways
josh313C (4:33:46 PM): "trucklover91 (3:50:58 PM): ryans sister" gee, you're smart
trucklover91 (4:34:13 PM): thankx for the compliment
trucklover91 (4:37:07 PM): eve 6 sucks
josh313C (4:37:53 PM): you're still reading my profile?
josh313C (4:38:07 PM): and, eve 6 kicks the shit out of whatever it is you listen to
trucklover91 (4:38:45 PM): eve 6 is horrible
josh313C (4:38:55 PM): :'(
josh313C (4:39:48 PM): i'm assuming you listen to good charlotte and pretend you're punk, listen to toby queef and think you have souther pride, or listen to linkin park thinking it's rock music
josh313C (4:39:56 PM): southern*
trucklover91 (4:40:12 PM): fuck
trucklover91 (4:40:16 PM): you!
josh313C (4:40:34 PM): ha! one of those must have hit!
trucklover91 (4:40:36 PM): thats was corky
josh313C (4:41:51 PM): i don't care
trucklover91 (4:41:55 PM): and ne ways good charlotte is a bunch of queers
josh313C (4:42:22 PM): well shit, you do have at least one brain cell
trucklover91 (4:43:06 PM): corkys mad at u now cauz u insulted one of her favorite singers
josh313C (4:43:28 PM): :'(
josh313C (4:43:51 PM): must be that fag country singer
trucklover91 (4:43:55 PM): yea
trucklover91 (4:44:13 PM): but she dont think he is a fag
trucklover91 (4:45:47 PM): who do u listen 2
josh313C (4:46:42 PM): why? so you can make a pathetic attempt to make fun of them?
trucklover91 (4:46:56 PM): well mayb i listen 2 them 2
josh313C (4:47:02 PM): you wouldn't
josh313C (4:47:03 PM): trust me
trucklover91 (4:48:34 PM): how do u no
josh313C (4:49:03 PM): middle school girls don't listen to what i listen to
trucklover91 (4:49:13 PM): how do u no
trucklover91 (4:49:18 PM): wat grade r u in
josh313C (4:49:26 PM): 10th
trucklover91 (4:49:46 PM): r u in the yearbook
josh313C (4:50:14 PM): yes, josh gaisser
trucklover91 (4:50:34 PM): o
trucklover91 (4:50:34 PM): k
trucklover91 (4:51:46 PM): me and corky were lookin in the yearbook and we both agree U R HIDEOUS 2 LOOK AT!!
josh313C (4:52:11 PM): :'(
trucklover91 (4:53:24 PM): were u havening a bad day when the pictures were taken or somthing
trucklover91 (4:54:03 PM): i mean EEWWW
josh313C (4:54:12 PM): no, i fixed myself up as much as possible in the hopes of pleasing airhead middle school girls in the future
trucklover91 (4:54:34 PM): well u didnt do a good job
josh313C (4:54:58 PM): :'(
trucklover91 (4:55:45 PM): u should try harder this year
trucklover91 (4:55:55 PM): a whole lot harder
josh313C (4:56:08 PM): i will, just to make you happy
trucklover91 (4:56:23 PM): well thats so nice of u
trucklover91 (4:56:50 PM): corky said she is blinded by ur uglyness
josh313C (4:57:36 PM): well, i'm not too concerned about what some fucktard with a stupid nickname like corky has to say about me
trucklover91 (4:58:03 PM): corky says fuck u
josh313C (4:58:16 PM): josh says learn to spell "you"
trucklover91 (4:59:16 PM): and Marah says u r an ass
josh313C (5:00:39 PM): why doesn't "marah" have a nickname? with a crappy name like that, how can she stand being called that day in and day out?
trucklover91 (5:01:03 PM): fuck u ass hole and by the way i do have a nickname and its march
josh313C (5:01:38 PM): oh, i'm sorry...you really should look into getting a different nickname
trucklover91 (5:01:58 PM): well ur last name is GAISSER hmmmmmmmmmm........................lets see gay zer
josh313C (5:02:15 PM): what is a zer, by any chance?
trucklover91 (5:02:55 PM): lets just get 2 the point ok we think u r gay
josh313C (5:03:24 PM): i think you two got a little "something something" going on over there
josh313C (5:03:33 PM): but that's not my problem
josh313C (5:03:42 PM): so i won't elaborate
trucklover91 (5:04:18 PM): u and i one of ur " friends " r probably "busy" at the moment
josh313C (5:04:46 PM): wait, english, please?
josh313C (5:04:54 PM): "u and i one"
josh313C (5:05:01 PM): what the hell...
trucklover91 (5:05:14 PM): ur fuckin another gaywad like urself
josh313C (5:05:42 PM): ooooo, big word for the little tard
trucklover91 (5:05:49 PM): is that simple enough?
josh313C (5:06:05 PM): you've lost me yet again
trucklover91 (5:06:43 PM): we r goin to leave u and ur "friend" to finish ur business
trucklover91 (5:06:46 PM): so good bye
josh313C (5:07:00 PM): :'(
josh313C (5:07:12 PM): you so told me
trucklover91 (5:07:12 PM): oohh did he leave already?
josh313C (5:07:35 PM): i got 0wnz3r3d! pwn3d, if you will
trucklover91 (5:07:51 PM): what?
josh313C (5:08:20 PM): you really hurt my feelings with that well thought up comment of yours...
trucklover91 (5:08:39 PM): yippy lets have a party
trucklover91 (5:08:50 PM): bye
josh313C (5:08:57 PM): no, you're missing the point dipshit
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