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Uncle Farvis' 10 Gayest Bands in the Milky Way Galaxy

10. Sugar Ray - I hate that Mark McGrath fag. Goddamn sexy bastard.

9. Kiss - So what if they had their own army? An army of fat people with mullets isnt gonna win any wars.

8. Smile Empty Soul - Havent been around long, So they're not high on the Fagometer, give em a year though...

7. Limp Bizkit - Fred Durst went to school at Hunter Huss! Poor school. I would guarantee that more brutal anal rapings went on in the 4 years he was a highschool student than in any other time at Hunter Huss.

6. Simple Plan - They're Addicted all right. addicted to the sweet nectar of each other's asses.

5. Collective Soul - Hey...wasnt there already a Pearl Jam?

4. Good Charlotte - These 4 Homos are a new level of Poser. Punks dont say "wikki wikki" and they dont drive Cadillacs, they drive SUVs.

3. Any and all rap - This shit is justgay. If you invent your own words you are ignrant, thats why people call you Nig- nevermind....

2. AC/DC - Wearing the school uniform of the 12 year old boy you just molested doesnt make you a good guitar player and the fact that your lead singer's voice NEVER sounds different doesnt help a lot either.

1. Red Hot Chili Peppers -Why not just change your name to the Rock Hard Child Penises and stop trying to hide your lust for prepubescent males? Anthony Kiedis writes songs that involve shit people would experience during an acid trip.

-Uncle Farvis


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